How about North Carolina and all the other states pulling this bullshit?

I’m a regular swimmer, and a couple of years ago at the pool I watched an elderly woman (82 years old!) take swim lessons and progress from being completely terrified of the water to full on swimming the freestyle. She did it because her family was going to Hawaii for vacation and she wanted to be able to go…

*Gasp!!* But but but SHE’S A MOTHER SHE SHOULDNT BE WRITHING AROUND LIKE THAT *clutches pearls*

True cycling fans dispose cheater’s body on the spot.

“You want a tow? I can get you a tow. Hell, I can get you a tow by 3 o’clock”

Calling Mr. Trump...

It’s almost like bad things happen to most movie characters.

aahhhh - but there is no kitten...or is there. It’s still in the unopened box! Alright I’m confusing my metaphors...

Once again, Margaret Atwood says it best:

They’ve been bankrolling the federation’s athletes for over 20 years, but after Chinese company Li-Ning made a competitive offer, Nike allegedly paid out hundreds of thousands in “honorariums” and “commitment bonuses”on top of the $1.3-$1.5 million they pay already

For the love of all that’s holy and unholy, avoid the comment sections on Facebook & Youtube. Masculinity so fragile.

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS TRAILER!!! THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUCKING FUN AND I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED AND CAN’T WAIT TO BRING MY KID!!!

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

I have had the hardest crush on Mark Ruffalo since The Kids Are Alright. I would social his justice any hour of any day of the week.

I can keep it in my pants. I worked under the hottest man in the planet for over five years and even got drunk together a couple of times but he was taken and I can’t bring myself to do it. Inappropriate texts to my girlfriends about him, absolutely.

Con artist?
Trump prefers the term *Ponzi Enthusiast*.

I heard the bear lost 50 pounds and got waxed and will be in the next Woody Allen movie.

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.

Guys... HE BROUGHT STACEY DASH OUT. He is fucking with everyone.