Sooooooooo excited! I lived for Pearl last season. I was *this* close to getting my septum pierced before I realized that I didn’t want to look like Pearl, I just wanted to fuck her and him.

Yeah, my passport is ready to go and so am I.

It’s really simple. Up and to now, Beyonce was one of theirs. One of “the blacks” that was like them and that they could like without feeling traitorous to their white principles. She was a preachers daughter, country roots, hard working, not too dark, and pretty. She always supports good causes and they were ok with…

I’m also expecting he will receive a bill for said US Marshall theater and court costs...exacerbating his debt. :(

“Pimp My Butterfly”

Because there is more Homer in us than Shakespeare. He is flawed but ultimately good natured. He also loved Marge deep and truer than any other romantic couple in any book in history. The great romantic authors had nothing on that sweet yellow oaf.

My absolute favorite is Daria and Jane. To be weird and different and okay, to be allowed to be negative, to wander aimlessly around town and go and eat shitty pizza.

I have a couple. I wear elbow-length gloves with them, and I think it’s bitchin’. Also, on a larger person (which I am) coat sleeves can feel especially bulky. I love the freedom of not having to worry about catching my sleeve on anything. I think MM’s coat is really fabulous, just styled ALL WRONG.

The album that defined my high school years. Garbage, Radiohead’s (arguably) best song ever, Everclear during their brief moment of excellence, Cardigans, Butthole Surfers... Teenage dreams, kids.

I’m also a big fan of this one:

wut? you no like Kevin & Bean on 106.7? I hate and love them. I alternate between them and 88.1FM.

Yep. Geography fail. Should read “just south of the state line.” Between that and the he/she mixup in graf 2, this story needs a quick edit.

her body was found four days later just north of the state line in North Carolina.

I would argue there are only kid’s tables at the GOP debates.

There was an owl in my neighborhood that picked up cats and I assume ate them? I dunno. He was pretty superb.

Janet disciplining Tinashe, Ciara, and Jason Derulo over their tribute to her at BET awards is hilarious:

sorry

“It’s the ultimate smoke a joint in the bathtub album.”