Poetry on White/Male Privilege

This already exists. They’re called the Saturn Awards, & they are awesome!

I cannot wait for this to come back!

Rest in peace you beautiful son of a bitch.

Oh, Chris Hemsworth’s career is “in crisis,” and he’s worried he’ll “be stuck in his Thor costume forever.”

They classified the passes as gift cards which legally can't expire in CA, and it's been that way for as long as I can remember. With Groupon I know they got into some hot water because the passes were expiring and people were losing the money so they made it that you still have a credit for the amount you paid, but…

$34 for ONE class?!?!?!?! Sweet Baby Jeebus, that’s a lot of money to ride a bike spiritually.

That’s how Kim Kardashian got famous in the first place tho.

Positive: The Police actually believe that it was assault and are investigating it as such.

Wow! His wife was great!

King of the Hill does NOT get the respect it deserves.

No, they will limp along for a little while yet, petty resentments mounting, until she finds him on Grindr.

Just listened to a podcast of him - he is a great person AND he wrote for King of the Hill, one of the greatest shows ever broadcasted.

Phrases like "Worship Leaders" and "Praise Teams" are strong signifiers of churches I do not wish to attend.

This is the audition that I cried during.

Hot Saucerman. That’s all I have to contribute to this conversation.

I have had separate crushes on all three Workaholics guys.

So FOB’s goal was to get me to rewatch the NSYNC vid instead of theirs, right? Because that’s definitely what I’m doing now. Also, I was at a parade last year and Lance Bass waved to me from his float throne. He didn’t wave to my spouse, or my friends, or the dozens of others around us. He waved to me. This might not…

Someone made a baby Jesus butt plug. I feel this might be a touch sacrilegious.