How about using his mugshot like every other major news outlet?
Your daughter is speaking my language. Also, her new catchphrase gives you a great opportunity to teach her about pinkeye prevention.
“It’s the ultimate smoke a joint in the bathtub album.”
Poetry on White/Male Privilege
This already exists. They’re called the Saturn Awards, & they are awesome!
Rest in peace you beautiful son of a bitch.
Oh, Chris Hemsworth’s career is “in crisis,” and he’s worried he’ll “be stuck in his Thor costume forever.”
They classified the passes as gift cards which legally can't expire in CA, and it's been that way for as long as I can remember. With Groupon I know they got into some hot water because the passes were expiring and people were losing the money so they made it that you still have a credit for the amount you paid, but…
$34 for ONE class?!?!?!?! Sweet Baby Jeebus, that’s a lot of money to ride a bike spiritually.
That’s how Kim Kardashian got famous in the first place tho.
Positive: The Police actually believe that it was assault and are investigating it as such.
Wow! His wife was great!
No, they will limp along for a little while yet, petty resentments mounting, until she finds him on Grindr.
Phrases like "Worship Leaders" and "Praise Teams" are strong signifiers of churches I do not wish to attend.
This is the audition that I cried during.
Hot Saucerman. That’s all I have to contribute to this conversation.
I have had separate crushes on all three Workaholics guys.