So FOB’s goal was to get me to rewatch the NSYNC vid instead of theirs, right? Because that’s definitely what I’m doing now. Also, I was at a parade last year and Lance Bass waved to me from his float throne. He didn’t wave to my spouse, or my friends, or the dozens of others around us. He waved to me. This might not…

Someone made a baby Jesus butt plug. I feel this might be a touch sacrilegious.

If Jesus doesn’t support butt-play i don’t want to live in this world.

If you actually had facts to report about Future’s involvement with his other children or any possible drug use, that would be one thing. As it is, it’s entirely possible that the album name is just a name that’s intended to be provocative and that he regularly has visitation with his other children (it’s not as if…

It is the easiest thing in the world to be a willful nonconfirmist. I am sure he feels like a special little snowflake.

The severity of her accusations are false and extremely harmful. I’m not sure she realizes the irreparable harm of her actions.

Couches, couches, guns, mom come pay my strip club bill

WHY IS SHE USING THE BRITISH SPELLING OF FAVORITE? YOU ARE NEITHER BRITISH NOR CANADIAN, LINDSEY.

I’m feeling pretty cool in comparison about my over reliance on Dinosaur Train to get these kids out of my hair. Winning!

I definitely suck at some aspects of parenting. But not loaded-diaper-highway-crossing levels of suck.

When I heard The Cure as grocery store music I knew I was officially an old.

And Faith No More! I've have sold a kidney to see that show.

I was talking about GN’R and Metallica tour to this young man I was on a date with. “Oh ‘92? Year I started kindergarten.” I am full on cougar now.

Axl is a poster boy on how not to age if you are a rocker. A poster boy on how to age as a rocker? James Hetfield (This is how to look like a rocker in your 50’s and not look ridiculous.)

Just imagine (if you will) how many of these factoid will make it into Trumps next speech.

I know, I was astounded by that comment!! What the hell? Who thinks that is an appropriate thing to say to anyone. Also, yeah, you don’t have more respect for women if that’s what you think is reasonable. And I don’t need you to “protect [my] innocence,” thank you very much. I want you to keep your fucking hands to…

Hey if you women have a nipple out then men are allowed to grab it kind of like if you’re just showing your wallet off—I mean

I prefer these bullets.

I’ve had this conversation so many times I know every response. Mention the middle east and see how long it takes someone to tell you Iranians are white.

If a POC says something about race and a white person isn’t there to “set them straight” are they still wrong?