Keeping it sleazy like Per Se Weasley.

Just by making this comment you have given everyone in this thread toxins. Thanks :/

I hang with a bunch of professional singers, who can harmonize and riff like no one’s business, but I still find it freakin’ obnoxious when they do this in restaurants.

I thought LeAnne and Norma both had entertaining—if not realistic—back stories, but good god, the Norma worship circle annoyed me to no end. Anyone else? Maybe it was just because I binge-watched the season over a few days, but they seemed to have the same argument in every episode, and it all seemed very clunky and…

A SLEEPOVER WITH MICHELLE AND A NASA SCIENTIST AND AN ASTRONAUT? MY CHILDHOOD WAS TRASH.

After ten years of hearing this, Jen finally says the time is now.

There's no crying in soccer!

I don’t quite get it either. I’ve always been under the impression that the main reason for gender-separated bathrooms was less a matter of protecting people than of making the most efficient use of wall space.

That’s really awful.

That’s a good call by you Nicki on the wine but the Steak? Hank Hill said it best.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

What he wants from this exchange is enforcement of the sort of old fashioned, seemingly arbitrary etiquette rules that used to clearly define the differences in class between those being served and those serving. The dinner should be a presentation and the server should be a part of his atmosphere. They should know…

Spidermenses? The bloodiest Spidermen?

can we petition to add pakalu to the tweet beat list?

There’s only one doppelgänger to Bieber

You can analyze the numbers all you like but it makes no difference to me. I have my own well so I don’t pay for the water and when it goes down the drain it just goes right back into the aquifer beneath my house via leach field so it’s not really wasting anything there.

One wedding I went to I actually got pretty angry over the registry. The couple had been living together for more than two years, and owned a house together. The registry was composed almost entirely of super expensive luxury items, including multiple $600 sheet sets so they could have all the colors because they felt…

God, I’m sorry that I spelled adamantly wrong I’m cringing

Say you have a friend named Reese.

I’m not a troll, I was just wrong.