Right? Can you imagine if a Democrat or Democrat’s wife posed nude? The Republicans would never shut up about it. But when a Republican’s wife does it she’s “classy.”

Seriously. People make fun of Obama’s pauses....but that’s because he’s actually taking the time to think about what he’s saying. And it (not) shockingly always makes sense.

Peanuts aren’t real nuts (they’re legumes), so it’s possible to be allergic to tree nuts and not peanuts and vice versa. Some people are allergic to both. Most of the time they advise people who are allergic to one type to avoid all nuts (tree nuts, peanuts, etc.) because cross-contamination in food processing is…

Of the protests here, most of them are in blue states. I’m not sure what more they could have done?

Bullshit. California sends in more than it receives. www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/361668/

What an inarticulate idiot

I’m ready for the United States of the Pacific

Well fuck everything

That sounds awesome!

It’s time to add in some platform screen doors

Yep. I was working for a preschool/daycare and I’m now in grad school to get a masters & teaching credential.

I don’t know about all states, but on the California Megan’s Law site it will absolutely tell you what crimes sex offenders were convicted for. I’m guessing 99% of men who claim they’re only on the sex offenders registry because of public urination are full of shit.

If I’m ever sick at home, my dad makes me take zinc! It’s so gross though :o I should probably get over it

I’ll have to look into that! I’m not sure I’ve heard of lysine supplements before.

I’m sick 😢 I managed to drag myself to the store though to buy Sudafed and wine.(the wine will have to keep until I’m better though...)

I was at Trader Joe’s today. I bought wine. I thought I should share that.

They’re both owned by the same company...

That’s seriously a great idea. Jezebel writers, are you listening????

At least you don’t have a Flowers in the Attic name on your birth certificate! Do you still like going by “Jory” or did you change your nickname after that? lol