I was 30 8n 2001 so meh I was already old.  Welcome to the club.

As part of a couple that makes a combined 165k a year I mourn today. Even loving as frugal as possible we still end up pay check  to pay check and owe the fed at the end of the year.

I’d rather just not get it.  Income return is already less than $500  so having to pay them back would be a hole I’d rather not have to fill.

Welp, ther goes the last bastion.

I’ll let Al Bundy answer that:

I would assume a living Fleshlight with it’s own automatic lub?

Everyone with power hayes democracy.  Stands in the way of them and their agenda.  The left just tries to sugar coat their hate by making it about "helping the disenfranchised"

Kotaku making another Hogwarts hit piece ... Better go put more money on my pre-order.

Laughing at "penis owner" being used with utter sincerity.

Laughing at "penis owner" being used with utter sincerity.

Waiting with popcorn for the idjits who scream "sexualized minor!!!"

My dog is deaf so this doesn’t work for her. I also don’t think any creature that enjoys rolling in poop to be highly intelligent.

traditional anti-virus which is my whole reasoning for wanting it.

If there can be one leak there can be more.  Obviously Netflix did not have a culture that did not make leaks a negative thing therefore they could not be trusted.

God please don’t make the internet a public utility. Everytime I have had a public utility version of a service (water, electric, garbage) it has been horrid.

I would much rather they did Code Veronica which is still my favorite in the series.

How can you forget about “secretly try - and fail - to topple a legitimate government and then lie about it” Kennedy?

Racist bought a gun ... typical day in the old U.S.A ... so why’d you need to write an article about it?

Or the more realisitic and fun one. The wife is a naggy bitch about it and the husband internalizes everything that slowly turns to utter resentment that the wife is completely shocked by and feels is undeserved when he finally tells her such when he files for divorce after 10 years of a dead, emotionally abousive…

My relatives are normal people who aren't a bunch of loud internet crazies so their opinion has been from the end of the election on: " Oh well, this sucks but good luck Biden and please don't die we don't trust Harris not to make this a socialist hellscape."

So Rowling and Rowling alone: