Y-yeah, a tongue... A big, long, erect ...tongue.

Just wanted to leave this here

“I will, however, happily drop $2 or $3 on a plastic bottle with a glowing lightsaber on the label.”

And this, right here, is why the Earth’s inhabitants are effed.

We can’t all charge at home. That’s why petrol stations have worked so well for so long. Why do so.many pro EV people ignore this very simple fact.

If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

Fire Vettel.

You don’t “know” Fancy Kristen.  She just deigns to acknowledge your existence, at which point she coerces you into serving her in some way without any sort of remuneration.

Not an SUV, amen to that

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

As a Gen Xer, I just want to point out that I was anti-Boomer way before it was cool.

Baby polar bears were seen high-fiving each other when news of this feat hit the Arctic.

Let me save everyone some time. Conclusions - traction control on: Audi slightly better. Traction control off: Audi more sloppy than the others. Trade-offs abound, and no real standout winner.

You’re welcome.

And in addition to paying no federal taxes, these same corporations work hard to pay their workers as little as possible.

Meanwhile Amazon, Exxon,General Electric, Verizon, and others paid no federal income tax, but yes go after these few cases to distract us from how we are being screwed by big corporations.

My Cayman sport exhaust easily switches on and off so I can be polite to my neighbors but still open it up for when I’m on the twisty roads.  Best of both worlds. 

Counterpoint: Live next to some douche that rides a Harley, or drives a Civic with a fart can, or has some unnecessarily douchey noise machine that serves no purpose other than to be a mega-douche. I’m all for fun and stuff, but don’t externalize your petty needs onto everyone else.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

hehe

Hold my beer

Your spot is waiting for you at the Onion.