Take it from Toronto. This is how you bear proof your car.

She bought one of the two cars reviewed in this Chris Harris video. She kept it for years, and ultimately, she handed it to me 15 years ago... And I sold it....

My mom is awesome. She was also a big Magnum P.I. fan.

This is actually one of the biggest problems with these things. Compounding the problem is that BD’s robots are hydraulically actuated which makes them terribly inefficient. I wouldn’t be surprised if that video presented 80% of the battery life.

The fact that white people look at this scenario and think the cops did the right thing by checking this woman’s papers is the actual entire problem.

And yet Becky McWhitetears will face no consequences from the university or police.

We don’t appreciate your common sense and logical thinking around here. Now excuse me while I go make a post why a brown diesel manual wagon shooting brake Miata will be the savior that automakers need.

I am not an expert videographer. I used my phone to film my one year old on the whirly swing ride at King’s Dominion over the weekend. The phone is a couple years old now (iPhone 6s), but the software was good enough, and I was able to keep the action in frame well enough, that you can pause it and zoom in to clearly…

Let’s see:

NEMESIS!!!

Portrait MODE! You make your fucking super car video in Portrait MODE?

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.

What the video doesn’t show is Bowser had just passed by and dropped that.

So we meet again, my old nemesis.

It’s a tough one. On one hand, you’re improving the car, but a 959SC still is not a great car given all the coin you’re spending.

“I would like to spend eleventy billion dollars...”

And in 20 years when a 959 starts fetching $5MM, they’ll get the cars back and charge another million to return them to stock. It’s a beautiful business strategy.

Restomods are fine ideas. I’d drop an aluminum block small block Ford into an MGB-GT and hoon around if I could. An LS into a ‘69 Camaro drop top? Maybe add an IRS set-up and discs all around? Sounds like a plan.

Um you might wanna check what the age cutoff for Millennials is... We are too old for internships.