TAKE MY MONEY

Have him wear a Zuckerberg face mask and make him lick her leather boots on stage.

Maybe she’ll bring that hunky little Marine on a leash along on the campaign trail! Now THAT would fill some arenas.

Sacha Baron Cohen would be *appalled* to try on such a poorly-developed character!

There is a 0% chance that the executives at the largest US-based pharmaceutical companies aren’t Republicans.

MAGAt incompetence bringing Chumbawumba AND Nickelback into relevance in a 24hour span has got to be a sign of the apocalypse.

Warren would need to prove damages. Not sure how this damages her. Wohl might be able to sue himself for defamation.

How more dumb can a human being be? None. None more dumberer. 

No; if he had money, he wouldn’t be holding press conferences on the steps of a townhouse. The irony is that he hired a security guard to make it all seem credible. ON THE STAIRS OF A TOWNHOUSE.

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to…

Fragile writer! The usual.

That Warren tweet about actually being a Cougar (of the Houston variety) is magical.

They just made nerdy ol’ Elizabeth Warren zoom up about 27 points on the coolness scale.

OMG her reply is the sneaky-grandmaest thing evar. *dies* Did these guys really think this would make her LESS cool?

These fuckwits have had more cunning plans than Baldrick, and even less success!

Well…

“The press conference is being drowned out by Chumbawumba” is just an amazing fucking sentence and I’m sure it will be my final thought before I die and I am hashtag-blessed for that. 

I sent $55. Hit that shit 10% harder, Miz Warren. 

I’d pay cash money for a “Elizabeth Warren fucks” bumper sticker.

Just sent $50 more to Warren. Hell, yes. This is the best revelation ever: Elizabeth Warren fucks. You are damn straight it fucking slaps.