“totally sane people”

Just tell the ghoul that it'll be on TV, and he'll show up. 

Odd, considering what a complete horse’s ass he is otherwise.

There are two kinds of mental illness commonly associated with word salad. One, are conditions that are associated with some form of altered brain function. So you’ll see it in some forms of brain injury like an aneurysm or stroke to specific parts of the brain, but you could also see it in conditions where something…

Yet here he stands, in the oval office, confused, walking around like your elder family member who has lost their faculties.

I don’t give a damn if she slapped him because he said the most offensive thing on the planet.

Cosigned,

“What the fuck is this world coming to when my mind immediately goes to “dude’s just looking for a pay day”?”

John Cornyn will act as though he’s just hearing about this for the first time, and wait to withhold judgement until we can get enough facts to determine if this is a “whistle blower” or a “leaker.”

John McCain’s ghost might reappear in the Senate for a few moments and sigh in a mildly exasperated fashion.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

Miller [...] describing the whistleblower complaint as a “Nancy Drew novel”

Nevermind that, it doesn’t matter if the voters voted for Trump; that doesn’t mean he can do WHATEVER HE WANTS! They literally think winning an election means anything they do is above the law. "If the President does it, it isn't illegal" are some pretty famous last words . . . .

Miller got into power because he’s an opportunist that spent his adult life trying to ride someone’s coattails up the ladder of power.

Nope and never did.

I guarantee there are at least half a dozen kids at every community college in the country, let alone state and private universities, that are more competent than Miller has ever been or ever will be. It’s remarkable that he’s advanced so far based on nothing more than bigotry and connections. 

What... That's not the sort of well-reasoned long-term thinking I'd normally associate with a man carrying multiple face tats

“Joaquin is the beardy one“

Witsec is going to be totally successful here, look Bob Johnson just happens to have a massive "69" on his forehead okay