Here’s what you do. Make @KarenPence the “go to” advice account for freaky sex questions. Things so degenerate you’d be ashamed to anonymously ask Dan Savage.

Don’t you know who Tropical Storm Karen is? She will be speaking with the manager of the island.

Right, but that was simply the right wing fake outrage machine taking advantage of a moment where the focal point just happened to be a veteran. It was basically gift-wrapped for them.

I was talking to someone on IO9 about Star Wars the other day, and they had a (possibly?) canon explanation about how Sith Lords are so obsessed with amassing power and strength that they don’t recognize other people as separate beings with their own agency and thoughts, which is why every single Sith Lord, who…

If someone ever writes a biography about me, that’ll almost assuredly be the title.

To be fair, he probably did see them coming, but thought they were further away than they were when he started running.

Awful and tasteless. Have a star.

Poor little fascist snowflake gets “ambushed”. He’s a bully and a fucking coward that hates the people he served with and abuses the power the people have given him to reward the greed and prejudice of assholes like Trump.

Bet he didn’t see that coming.

File To: HIT DOG HOLLERS

And steps like a goose...

Goddamn, Germans sure know how to get a message across in a very morbid manner...

My left nut, tomato. I even shaved it.

Call anyway. They pay attention to phone calls in particular and you might make him retire even if you don’t scare him in to doing the right thing. Lots of republican Congressmen are fleeing Trump’s Cartel.

Of course we did, but because we did it it’s not illegal! 

“yes,  my Duke/Duchess “ must become a thing

I still have a stalker who is absolutely convinced I’m a secret Biden supporter.  My sin?  That I disagreed that Biden was AS BAD as Trump.  Seriously, it’s some times hard to separate the troll from the idiot.

There is definitely overlap in the “angry young white men” demographic (although to be fair some of the worst trolls are women) who don’t realize that they are displaying a sense of entitlement when they don’t get their way.

What if it’s a picture of Brett Kavanaugh’s dick? Can someone send that?

Milty will have to send a few texts for a complete picture.