Found the dude who never had to be on the receiving end of an abusive power dynamic.

Nobody better “Not ALL Men” me because there are a large amount of men who do think a child isn’t a child when they’ve decided to objectify them. The only thing, apparently, holding these men back is the laws of consent. They don’t even really care about consent anyway, but anything that restrains them for living the…

Translation:

Has been for the last 30 years. America didn’t get this way overnight.

I feel the heading in the Beto photo would work for Michele Bachmann’s campaign also...

My father is in hell waiting on Henry Kissinger. It’s a family tradition 

“Get in line & do it right” addressed to a group of people for whom there is no line & no right way of applying to come here.

Liberal types tend to overthink and hand wring.

“I can be had for a box of cigars" is what I heard

Conservative ones are lame too. I just don’t think you can really win, coolness-wise, with this strategy haha.

When I was a kid and I was loudly complaining about something (often), my parents would just say “duly noted” and ignore me until I shut up. It is the strategy I use whenever a right wing person starts yelling nonsense.

Yeah, this is my response to the Trumpsters cranking up their outrage machine over re-emerging accusations against Boofin’ Brett, he of the mysterious debt payoffs, the obvious drinking problem, and the website promoting his confirmation appearing a year before Scalia actually died:

It’s just what I’ve heard.

That 2nd tweet has an article about what Trump was talking about. Trump was pulling funding from the State Department to give to the Military. Mattis told Trump if you don’t fully fund the State Department that he would have “to buy more ammunition” aka Diplomacy prevents conflicts. Trump was too dumb to understand…

I know I was just about to say this. Um, sorry dudes, but your dicks are not the special unique snowflakes you think they are, unless you’re a big outlier in some way.

“Tell me, in explicit detail, exactly what his dick looks like. Yeah, just like that. Yeah. Keep going. Tell me more.” -Definitely actually Ben Shapiro.

Describe mine...

He's just trying to jerk everyone around.

Master debater. 

If I had to guess, as pertaining to Kavanaugh, it would be small, pale and have liver spots. Whereas with Shapiro I’m just assuming a tiny version of himself, khaki pants included