If this comes up again, just tell everyone in the class that they have to prove their citizenship to you then and there or they have to leave the class.

That’s a travel document, not a passport.

He also set his own self up for a “your mom” joke.

Hey listen, don’t blame his shitty personality on autism.

Probably why I fucked her.

Something that occurred to me when I attended this year’s Pride.

Also that women having equal rights is obnoxious.

I would pay to listen to that podcast.

I mean look, Ben. You live in a world where men have financially rewarded hot women for ages and ages.

I’m about 2 months away from being able to start rage fires with my brain.

I would not be afraid of evangelicals in a firefight. Just sayin'

Dude.

Just fuck you for that.

Seconding

So do personality disorders.

Explicitly stating that social media is more trustworthy than real journalists. Huh.

I honestly hope she does. That sounds nice for her.

I’ve heard almost these exact same points, verbatim, from my brother.

The proper response to all that nonsense is that men should not be in these positions if they can’t control themselves. Perhaps they should just stay home and raise the children if they are so unable to function in society without accidently cheating on their wives?

Either he’s a serial cheater or he’s gay.