You gonna adopt those kids if your friend dies?

You know what you do with that message? Teach yourself that it’s not the cause of people being overweight. And then shut the fuck up about it.

Potatoes can’t tell funny jokes. They don’t have kind smiles. They don’t play the guitar, or rock a bowtie, or take care of their sick kid, or any of the millions of things that awesome and sexy guys do all the time.

How does he feel about weight lifting?

Seconding this. Powerlifters are obsessed with powerlifting and we want everyone else to be too. Because then we have more people to talk about it with.

Uh....I completely read those passages and assumed that this guy has an eating disorder.

The one I keep mixing up with Seth Moulton.  

Eva Braun was pretty too. 

*slow clap*

I submit, for your consideration:

I’ll give one whole internet dollar to every journalist who manages to slip the word “hatch” into every question they ask her from here on out.

Maybe, and I’m just spitballing here, but maybe they are trying to speed up his demise?  

I thought the Jewish faith had no objection to abortion. 

Flooding will absolutely NOT be tied to the GOP though.

My neighbor’s father was put in a camp in Colorado.

Except......except.....it’s Joni Ernst.

I wouldn’t be so quick to assume Iowa farmers are going to jump ship from the GOP.

Doesn’t he know what Joni Ernst likes to do to pigs?  

The increased chance that there MIGHT be water at some random spot in the desert is not going to encourage anybody to do anything they weren’t otherwise going to do.

Meanwhile the Trump administration is “following the law” and children are dying.