If someone did that to me, I'd like to think I'd shoot them in the eye with the ponytail holder that was just securing my head. But they'd probably only just get a disgruntled look.

Wait... could you be saying that Michelle Obama is a NORMAL PERSON? She does things that we all do??? That's too much for me to believe.

Thank you for being so much more eloquent than I could be about this. I played with Polly Pockets and other dolls, but I also played with dinosaurs and bug toys. I preferred the dolls, but so what? Here I am today, a feminist. I understand being upset at what is marketed to our children, but sometimes little girls…

I've never had naturally long hair, but I've worn both permanent and clip-in extensions which is fucking so annoying when people try to touch because HELLO THEY ARE NOT ATTACHED TO MY HEAD AND THESE TOOK A MINUTE TO PUT IN. I'll just be like "Can you not touch my hair please it's not really mine and i don't want it to…

Lana Del Rey is kind of her made up image to my understanding. It's more of a personna I think. If you see pictures that the pap take of her, she looks like your average 20 something woman.

Jfc, if someone took off my hat/touched me without my permission, I'd slap their hand so damn fast. I hope this girl did the same. What is wrong with people?

Not looking to date anyone please do not insist.

They're all bothering the shit out of me. That one especially though. And the heartbreaker one.

Ugh, this story pisses me off for multiple reasons. But the shoe for it is quite lovely. But this story still angers me.

Yeah, hasn't homegirl ever heard of a tongue scraper?

I'm just going to leave this here.

I have nothing but sads for Britney.. :(

I have nothing but sads for Britney.. :(

Expect when you wake up because your boyfriend just farted into your buttonhole in his sleep.

I COULD NOT AGREE MORE.

My initials are M.R. (Megan Rankin) I got called Mr. Megan for quite a while, and before that, Megan Pancake (because apparently Rankin sounds like pancake.) So kids will always make up any kind of name, even if it is ridiculously stupid.