I love the moms who get “mom-nesia.” Like we are all supposed to forget the 90's after they had a kid. I am also a professional, married mother of two and I feel the same way.

I am a people person, but I agree. Also, I can only communicate so much about needs and feelings before I want to poke myself in the ear with a stick.

My mother’s family is Lebanese. Some of them are extremely passing. My grandmother was so fair that she freckled. Others, like my brother, have experienced every line check - and he is only 1/4. I have had people laugh at me when I tell them I am Lebanese because I favor my father’s side (Irish).

Wait...wait...wait - did you JUST describe Tom Hanks as the star of the Polar Express? Well, I am taking myself to the home right now.

There are lots of stops between, “ You look wonderful” and “ Here is my Peen.”

If my daughter’s girlfriend was a Republican...I’d be SHOCKED. Although, I think it would be less damaging than a Dallas Cowboy fan.

I just made cheese and macaroni (trust me on that) with evaporated milk. It takes the dish from “ fun family meal” to “ heart clogging biological weapon.”

And I get that...

Also, you look like an idiot when you do it. We need to remember, that all white culture is not the same. Chances are, your ancestors have some REALLY cool things you can tap into. I would always die a little when my Ukranian friends used to get their hair all done up in ribbons and flowers...lol. So jealous!

I can assure you, as a woman white enough to take Irish Step Dancing class, my large rear end was a point of tireless cruelty in high school.

Unfortunately, the kids of those parents are the targets for the little heathens. Sometimes I think the worst thing I ever did was to teach my kid empathy and compassion, but that is for another thread.

I am shocked this show isn’t HUGE. It hits all the right notes for a lot of people. Also, Josh Hartnett and Reeve Carney make my insides twist...lol

I just want to assure all of the new mamas out there that once they become self cleaning...the only sleep woes is trying to get them out of bed before noon on Saturday. I didn’t leave my babies alone for 12 hours. That is ridiculous.

I have the opposite of an addictive personality. I am easily distracted.

I am looking forward to the weight loss and pain killers...lol.

I imagine it is exciting and interesting. We just...we are bad sharers. lol

I have a tumor. When they took the biopsy during the colonoscopy it came up as benign, but the gastro and the surgeon still think it may be the big, scary C- word due to its size. I want to barf all over myself. ( Thank you for taking time to talk to me. It really means a lot to hear from someone who has " been…

My husband have shared control/jealousy issues. Our crazy meshes...lol

I am getting a colon re-section. I am scared...discuss.

I don't judge how people arrange their marriages - whatever works. I just have to give you props - I don't even like someone putting their hand in my chip bag, never mind my husband's penis. I don't know how you do it!