It's sickening to read how often he was caught and NOTHING ever happened.

So, basically, Kelly Osbourne believes that women want to be lied to? Too honest is the biggest bullshit line I've heard. Too honest? Maybe she doesn't have a lot of friends (notice I didn't include female) because she's an asshole. Calling yourself "too honest" is not a legitimate excuse to be an asshole.

I had that problem when I slept on a memory foam mattress. The memory foam trapped the heat or something.

I was due on Halloween, but I was born over three weeks early. Growing up, most of my parties had some variation of an October/Halloween theme and I've always thought it would be kind of cool if I'd come on time. I loooove Halloween. But, at the same time, if I'd been born on Halloween, my mom said she would have…

It might just be my pregnancy talking, but I absolutely hate-hate-hate my ankles right now. As bizarre as it may sound, they're at the top of my bad-list. Of course, if we were going to start blacking out parts of my body, I think there some days when only my eyebrows would be left. I'm not loving pregnancy at all.

Sure, it gets more difficult as you get older, but 35 isn't a cliff. There's no guarantee of fertility at any age.

I earned approximately $20,000 last year and I applied for a financial hardship deferral because I couldn't figure out how to pay $364/month in student loan payments along with all my other bills. I was turned down for the deferral because my income was too high. Things have gotten better since then, but I still…

Oh, no! My hair is too thick—which is the same as having fat hair, right? Poor fat-haired me. I'd try to drink my fat hair woes away, but I'm too pregnant for alcohol—which is also just another way of saying fat, right? I'm fat, fat, fat ... from my thick hair to my pregnant belly to my swollen feet. Leave me out…

How did someone know to contact him in the first place? I mean, if this was just some sort of private addiction, how did anyone know to turn to him for hacked pictures from a famous person's phone?

Maybe that's really how she feels? I mean, yes, pregnancy doesn't "just happen," but maybe she's not opposed to having a kid and she's not desperate for one either.

My brother's a stay-at-home-parent right now. He loves it. He's great at it. My niece is so happy and wonderful and so are both her parents.

Give his parents a chance. My parents, both in their sixties, are much better grandparents now and are having way more fun with their grandkids then they were or did when their first granddaughter was born eight years ago.

I'm expecting my first child at 35 and I'm approaching the comments here with caution—but reading about your nice words about you, your mom, and your sister just made my night. Thank you for sharing.

I am so with you on the coffee. I love the smell of coffee. I hate-hate-hate the taste!

Thanks! I think I'd like all of her articles better if they were written in the first-person. All the "you" writing just falls flat for me

It sounds like she told him she was living in Australia. Living on another continent would make it harder for him to drop by for a visit.

I'll have to check it out. Thanks! The dresses are really the most comfortable—other than the chafing, of course....so this might be exactly what I'm looking for.

28 weeks pregnant here and my belly seriously just exploded in the past two or three weeks. I don't mean to imply that I didn't have a belly before; I did, but it wasn't super-super obvious and now it's just ridiculous. A few weeks ago, I could pass it off as fat. Not anymore. Suddenly, strangers feel comfortable…

The only lipsticks I own came in the free gifts with purchase from Clinique or Lancome and they probably haven't been touched. I just don't wear lipstick. Tinted chapstick or lipgloss, maybe, but no lipstick. I have about a million nail polishes though.

My kid, due in December, won't be a bastard or a love child—it'll be my baby. The father and I aren't married. We're not getting married. Why does that have to define the child? No one ever described me as a "legitimate child" ... what is the opposite of bastard, anyway? Why do we need a special word for one and…