@Leucadia: Sounds like all my cousins — blonde, fun, good Mormons, with multiple degrees, husbands (now), and lots of kids....

@LegalCookie: Oh, I definitely agree!

Okay - I am a bitter, bitter person. I know I am. But with less than $50 in the bank right now, seeing this kind of thing just hurts. I want to trade live so bad for even just a day.

@LegalCookie: I've always heard that one too — but I think you have to look at the mother in that case too. He's not disrespectful to her, but my dad and his mom have serious problems. His mom has serious problems.

There are pictures of me with a wide nose and pictures of me with a thin nose. Sometimes my nose looks bulbous. Sometimes it's downright pointy. I've never had surgery. I'm not opposed to other people having it. I don't care if Angelina Jolie has had it or not. The websites that make money speculating, though,…

@Eldritch: Shoot. I'm exactly the opposite. I've downloaded songs just because I like them in commercials.

@SpottedHyena: I don't know how the new regulations will affect you, but I know my dad has had numerous problems at airports over the years because of all the metal in him. He's had several spinal fusions, a knee replacement, and a bunch of other work done. He has a card that he can show the TSA screeners, but that…

Shoot. I usually travel in a long and loose skirt. It's easy and comfortable and I won't be wearing it again on a flight until this ridiculousness stops. I just hope it will stop.

Having worn heels to some pretty inappropriate places myself, I can't really hate on the shoes ... but it kind of pisses me off that her outfit probably costs more than my rent ... and it's just jeans ... those pants, the ones with the paint on them now ... ugh!!

Yay for moles!!...I have the younger looking skin and strong bones, but where are my taut muscles?!

@tripleA: I think the Clinton wedding concerns were more about the logistics of getting around such a huge wedding/all the security detail/blah-blah-blah in such a small town. At least that's what I got from it....

Maybe, to avoid total wedding suckage, all non-famous couples should cancel all wedding plans in the near and not-so-near future until every single famous person that anyone might possibly care about it married.

I had all of the Cinderella and Little Mermaid songs memorized—but I also memorized every song from The Jungle Book too. I didn't need princesses, I just needed Disney. The thing is, with these movies, you don't really need a new one every year. The Little Mermaid came out in my lifetime, but Cinderalla, Snow…

I graduated from high school in 1994. Retouching was one of the options offered for my senior pictures. I didn't try it and I don't know how many people did, but this isn't really new-new.

I really wish I could dance!...Come on, tea partiers, support me!!! I need dance lessons and money.

@Ginger Gal: I was that skinny kid in high school. I guess I would have been a-okay with the school board.

I was tested for hearing and vision in school. Hearing and vision were actually relevant to my participation in class. When the school told my parents that I had a vision problem, I got my first pair of glasses and was actually able to read the board again. Glasses helped me see and seeing helped me participate and…

I live in Arizona.

@clairedeloony: The runvangelists!! I know the same people. I love walking. I hate running. Really. I hate-hate-hate running. The runners just don't take me seriously. My brother told me "walking is for fat people" ... well, maybe I'm fat, but at least I'm walking. My old roommate couldn't stop condescending…

Okay - I lived with two guys. One was a coworker, the other was a stranger who we interviewed to live in our third bedroom.