Yeah, Chaffetz bragged that he was going to start impeachment proceedings “the second Hillary takes her hand off the Bible”. Of course now that they have a completely corrupt President openly committing treason it’s nothing to see her, folks.

McConnell saying the Republicans can handle an investigation is like when an abuser’s enabling relatives say “it’s a family issue, we’ll deal with it privately.”

Omg do it for us!

See, all of this definitely makes me think Russia has some crazy shit on the RNC. Because as much as they leaked about the DNC, they obviously didn’t have much consideline how boring those leaks were. But considering how the Repugnancans suddenly love Russia (as Reagan rolls in his grave)? Russia must have some…

Some GOP Congressional ass was just on CNN barking about how awful it is that a private citizen like Flynn in December was spied on. Thankfully, Don Lemon was smart enough to correct him that they were routine taps on the Russian ambassador and Flynn was the moron who walked into the trap. Yes. I said “Don Lemon was…

Seriously — the only thing they’re worried about is LEAKS! Not about the crimes that were committed, but only about the fact that people are finding out about them through leaks.

It makes no sense for Republicans to investigate Republicans.

I love how trumps only defense is: “these leaks are illegal!” Meanwhile during the campaign he said he loved Wikileaks and begged Russia to hack Hillary’s emails. Karma is a bitch.

Chaffetz has already said he isn’t having an investigation on the Trump-Russia links because “it’s resolved itself”. He’s a spineless partisan hack. Never expect anything more from the GOP.

“No really, after this visit, I’m thinking Trump might be right about putting a wall on a southern border.”

I like the cut of your jib, hollienanner.

I don’t think I can top this tweet

You shut your filthy mouth! They do NOT have the same hair. Ryan’s is short and sticky and yucky, and Trudeau’s is soft and curly and perfect.

“His hands really are that small!”

It was obviously a shot gun wedding.

Why....did they bring guns to a wedding rehearsal?

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

I’d like to take this moment to thank the universe for allowing me to be born into a family that is not completely and irrevocably insane. I consider it the single greatest gift I have ever received.