It’s situations like this that make me question the survivalists...I mean, really: do you want to be around for that clusterfuck? I figure I’m close enough to SF that I can go outside and get an instant killer tan, milliseconds before I turn into a standing pile of ash that’s blown away by the shock wave...

It really won’t *exhausted sad sigh*

I feel like the most important question to ask when vetting people for the National Security Council is “Are you actively trying to bring about World War III?”

Well duh. He was just using the system, which makes him smart. Like how he doesn’t pay taxes. He knows the system sooo well, and that’s why he’s the one who can change the system, so that he can’t benefit from it anymore. This makes a lot of sense.

And if you had $10k to drop on a piece of jewelry, would you buy an Ivanka Trump piece of crap? Who was buying this shit?

This is all part of Trump’s secret plan to clothe the homeless..

If they had thought this through for one goddamn second they should have said “everyone go to Nordstroms and ask if they have Ivanka. Thousands of us, queuing at the tills for hours, asking for Ivanka products. That’ll show ‘em how dumb it was to dump Ivanka!”

Do you still have the receipt for either? Or perhaps an e-mail copy of the receipt/shipping info? Nordstom is pretty good about returns, so it might be worth a shot to try to return them if you have time/energy to do it.

***Sweater made of actual sweat.***

While I agree, that someone with less baggage would be better, I find the concept of needing a candidate without baggage as little disturbing. We got lucky with Obama, but arguably this attitude also got us 45. (His baggage isn’t from professional politics so a lot of people were happy to ignore it.) I don’t want to…

I can’t see him admitting to having any medical condition (ego). He’ll decide to “retire from the position because he’s accomplished everything he set out to do”.

His Diminutive Hands is a prime title for a Trump biography or retrospective, btw. You’re fire.

But does anyone here have a single doubt that the moment Trump leaves the White House be it through choice or impeachment, the government is going to sue for that money back?

It still amazes me how tax dollars pay for Trump’s wife to live in his own fucking building.

Please let it be before Steve Bannon insinuates himself into the line of succession.

This is really interesting, because corporations are not moral actors. I’ve been paying attention to commercials (sociology major, can’t help it), and I’ve noticed that advertisers are still using same-sex and interracial couple and families and gender bending in their commercials. That’s really significant to me, it…

*Mentally says in Cordelia’s voice* Someone’s seen the harder side of Sears.

How do you read the entire series and NOT understand that Rowling would despise Trump? I mean, Trump is basically Voldemort, except Trump is deeply stupid and incompetent. Ivanka is Umbridge, Conjob is Bellatrix, Spicer is Wormtail, Bannon is Lucius Malfoy, Melania is Narcissa, Ryan is Scrimgauer, McConnell is Fudge…

And how dumb is it to engage one of the most creative writers in a generation in a war of WORDS? Rowling is going to win, every time. It’s not like trying to battle with Stephanie Meyers.