tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

I mean...eek, I don’t wish death on him just to overshadow the inauguration!

92 is a good long life. I hope he recovers as well, but it would be fitting if he passed away on Friday to overshadow the inauguration. A final “fuck you” to Donald Trump if you will.

Wait, how do you run a horrible campaign and win the popular vote?

Sure, she lost because her campaign was just horrible. No. other. reason...

This appears to truly be the 100th anniversary for the Girl Scouts participating in the inauguration. I their defense, it really sucks being placed in a situation where you were anticipating celebrating a proud meaningful anniversary for women, and instead you get stuck with this. It sucks (ho boy is that an…

I understand Scientology’s ‘Suppressive Person’ stance, but if there was ever a Scientologist who could have flouted their cockamamie rules, it is Tom Cruise. Miscavige kisses his ass; so I can only deduce that Cruise is a complete douche and a terrible father all on his own.

You have to hand it to her brother, though, being able to find something even more evil than Amway.

She was the villain in one of my fave cheesy Christmas movies, which means she’s a star (to me.)

Oh, you would like to pay me in social media exposure? Well I have a better idea, I can just tell the press this story of you Trumps being cheap entitled assholes and look at this, turns out I can acquire more social media exposure with that than you could possibly provide to me on your own.

They had me at Michael Vartan tbh.

Holy shit this is so thinly veiled it should have been called Smientology.

Let me guess, the bought woman played Joni Potter on the hit show, Dobson’s Stream and all of this is being investigated by Queen of King’s very own Lee Criminey.

No Jack McCoy = HRR will pass

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

That, and isn’t it also sort of a subtle version of “All Lives Matter?” That’s what I’m seeing from people on FB who aren’t full on alt-right, more just generic Fox News watchers. They’re VERY concerned anytime someone focuses on race in any way.

Somehow, rolling over in their grave must seem so inadequate to his parents on a day like this. They must be feeling like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill Vol. 2.

If Donald Trump institute voting reform that actually increases the ease of participation in the system for the poor, POC, etc then I will never be happier to be wrong about a person. But I ain’t holding my breath. Dude has given me no reason to trust him, and his appointments have been a cavalcade of awful. I…

Yeah he said it over and over again because that’s all he has- repeating things into infinity as loud as possible and hoping it sticks.

Maybe since the actual band refused, then the cover band refused, they can try and book a tribute band?