Gosh, I just can’t keep all these new rules straight. I thought we were supposed to say “bleeding from the whatever” and never reference vaginas because those are strictly for sex.

It certainly was the case for me in my professional life. I knew Trump would win from the get go..there is just too much misogyny here to let a woman take the helm. Yet.

Her entire life has just been a megasized version of what pretty much every other woman in the workforce has to go through. You have to perform four times as well to get 1/4 of the credit as your male peers.

Every time I see a “What Hillary should do” piece, a voice in my heads pipes up with “Hillary is free now” in Dobby’s voice. Seriously. Hillary is free now, and she ain’t coming back to be your mayor.

They at least talk with those who disagree with them and will usually listen if the evidence is presented before them.

Eventually it’ll be used to keep Americans in.

I’m gay, and I’d honestly rather have Pence than Trump...that’s how bad he is.

We already have Pence. Who has been going to all the security briefings daily? Pence. But on top of that, we ALSO have Trump. I think Pence is evil, but I also think he is not insane. Trump is an excellent distraction and obfuscator for the GOP. Trump draws attention to his own wild antics and away from what Ryan and…

Midterms? Those won’t be won for the dems anytime soon. Seriously - Trump-branded brownshirts could murder an average liberal’s entire family and they still wouldn’t find the time to actually vote. The apathy of our base will drive us to utter defeat one day.

I’m pretty sure we should shut down the entire government until we get the demagogue out of office, but that’s just me.

And Gabrielle Union. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if those three (and others from Bring it On) make significant contributions.

This is meant to distract us from what’s really happening and what’s most important: finding those missing emails.

Let’s stop pretending that the goals of the new government are anything other than directly causing harm. This bill is designed to shame, bully, and kill transgender students, and that’s exactly what it would do.

Addendum: I’m being an insensitive fuck. Anti-trans discrimination is a huge deal, especially when it happens on a legal level. Write your congresspeople, speak up, keep being outraged.

Okay. What exactly goes on inside the GOP’s bathrooms that they keep bringing this bullshit up?

These people are so fucking stupid. And also erasing the identity of transmen, as they tend to do.

We know for a fact that a nonzero number of people died in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina because of vigilante killings. The news at the time was reporting that black people were ‘looting stores’ while simultaneously saying that white people were ‘finding supplies.’

Went away for a holiday weekend once and brought a little Santa dress to slip into at the hotel. It came with red and white striped tights and my beau and I decided they looked like the Wicked Witch of the East’s legs after the house dropped on her.

I keep imagining how hilarious they’d look with a full bush!

Someone gave me one of these as a gag gift. I gave her a wind up fish dildo that swims towards your vag in the bath.