D.C. isn’t the problem (and honestly, most of the jackoffs don’t actually live here). Please don’t nuke us. More DC residents voted for Clinton than the entire number of people who voted in Wyoming.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

People, try not to do stuff like this. Learn to employ loudly-expressed shade in situations like this.

The thing about having kids is that you end up programmed to always feel a little sorry for people who have to distract their kids from something they don’t want them to see; even Ivanka Trump.

Also, what radical social engineering? This is exactly how your state was UNTIL MARCH OF THIS VERY FUCKING YEAR!

Why am I not even surprised. Just wait, they’ll figure out some way to do a HB 2 style federal law. Just, screw you North Carolina and screw roughly 46% of this country’s population.

Funny, though, how Emma’s experience is shared by so many women in nearly all industries.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

You mean, without white men, the 53% of white women voting for Trump would have magically disappeared? The majority of people who share the same race and gender with Hillary Clinton chose not to vote for her, but hey let’s not mention this irrelevant little tidbit!

I’m so sick of parents and expensive lawyers arguing that it’s unspeakably cruel for affluent young white rapists to face consequences.

Um. This was rape. Nothing any lawyer says can make that not true, it is clear cut. Secondly, of course it was racially motivated, because who the fuck knows what a “Ku Klux Klan” song is? Third, yes, he was targeted for being “vulnerable” and that vulnerability is intersectional: he is both black and disabled. Black…

Why shouldn’t he be subject to the consequences of a sex offender when he is a fucking sex offender? Wow it’s so painfully obvious that white men and boys are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want.

Actually, beyond impeachment, it isn’t really clear if he can actually be tried in a court of law while in power.

I assume he feels he’s completed his promise to Make America Great Again just by getting elected.

Biologist here. We can respond to this. These trees offer more to the planet than younger trees (more CO2 absorption, deeper roots, more biodiversity etc) and it takes hundreds of years to replace them. Make a quick call to your representatives demanding protection for older forests. (Planting new trees in cities is…

How dare you oppress them by wishing them a happy time! Monster!

I’m surprised his sons weren’t on hand for the tree cutting so they could proudly pose with its lifeless trunk.

He (Gingrich) is awful.

Right? I do kinda love that they’re fleecing all those idiots who fell for their shit, though!

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: it’s a good thing that the Trump conflicts of interest aren’t over something truly sinister, like helping African children who have AIDS.