Omg I had no idea there was a hoax conspiracy. What the fuck is wrong with this country?

Couldn’t agree more. I am about to LOSE it. Why does the elf behave badly and then expect the kids to behave? Why do the parents make so much work for themselves (especially flour snow angels—who wants to clean up all that flower?!)?

But Reagan did support some gun control that was passed: http://www.politifact.com/georgia/statem…

I find it more shocking that the shooting of a lawmaker didn’t help change anything, more than a school full of children, even though that sickens me. Would it be different if Giffords was a Republican? I don’t know. I really don’t know how to get Congress to see past the dollar bills.

I can’t speak for all religions, but the Catholic Church is against IVF for just this reason. I wish you could have seen the look on my parents’ face when I excitedly told them that we’d managed to get 10 embryos. I thought my mom was going to pass out. But I know for some Christian religions, they don’t feel the same…

Oh, I had made this playlist, and thought it was in order (luckily it wasn’t or I would have lost it to John Mayer, which I couldn’t handle now), but it was on shuffle. The song was on there as a joke. But the joke was on me.

I know! I think she was robbed.

I love you.

They shouldn’t!

OMG that made my life.

Defnitely Brit. She has the most songs of all of them, and also the biggest variety (which would be especially important in movies and tv).Also I accidentally lost my virginity to I’m not a girl not yet a woman, so also just a special place in my heart.

This is the legitimate nightmare of all women who undergo IVF. Thank god they showed me the name on my petri dish before putting the embryo back in. The idea of aborting this embryo is harsh since it’s desperately wanted by two different families. Basically they are all right AND wrong answers because none of them…

This is why I’m worried about a recall. I voted for Fioretti in the first election and Chuy in the second, worrying he was the wrong choice. I’d love Fioretti, but he’s running for state senate now. I’m concerned that we’ll spend a bunch of money on a recall and he’ll win anyway (see Scott Walker) and then we’ll be…

I know I’m not the only one who wishes Scalia was on a “slower-track” court.

A glass fridge is actually my nightmare. Why would I put my shame on exhibit for the world to see?

I bet if you tied everything together and then flipped it inside out it wouldn’t be too hard. (not sure if that would make it uncomfortable or not though.

hahahha Actually, this is like the one piece of advice that really seems Biblically correct. “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone”

This is really accurate! I’m going to try to start using it.

How is it that Lindsay fucking Graham is somehow the voice of reason in this election? I’m seriously concerned.

Presidential as shit.