IF REPUBLICANS HATE GOVERNMENT SO GODDAMN MUCH, WHY DO THEY WANT TO BE PRESIDENT?!

This is the best I’ve ever seen Blago’s hair!

THIS is why #notallcops doesn’t hold up. If this was an isolated incident, all of his coworkers should be throwing him to the wolves (or at least not trying to protect him). Instead, they are making it know that they care more about protecting a killer than protecting the public. Fuck them!

I think we agree with each other. I understand why you’d say yes originally. I don’t understand why anyone would show up now.

Normally I’d agree with you. But like you said, he was already trying to say this is an endorsement of him. Trump cannot be trusted.

There is nothing more disingenuous than Trump saying that he thinks all lives matter. No, he doesn’t. He thinks white lives matter. That still is probably not specific enough, given how he treats women.

Oh my god, though. I’m going through IVF right now, and I cannot imagine if your surrogate decided to get an abortion how painful that would be if you didn’t agree. After all that work to get the eggs and make the embryo. I’m not saying it shouldn’t be her right, but ouch.

To be fair, the first time I saw that term was in a French meme the day of the Charlie Hebdo attacks that one of my French friends posted (unironically). So apparently it's not just Americans who do this, although I agree that it's stupid.

Exactly my thought. New Testament God sends really mixed messages.

I thought the rule was if you weren’t exclusive, you got to break up over text.

Isn’t this the same party that doesn’t want people to have to register their guns? Somehow a religion is more dangerous than a gun?

That’s what I feared. What the hell is happening?

But are his numbers going down? I haven’t read that they are, but please please let me be wrong!

OK Ben Carson, now is FINALLY the right time for you to make a Nazi Germany comparison.

Is this guy presidential, or what?

Lol he totally does have that kind of name!

“Is Deez Nutz still available for the nomination?” - RNC Chairman Reince Priebus

I literally just said this to a friend. It sounds so terrible (she was explaining it to me)

I just have to Hope that Mindy Kahling’s newish book is above both of these idiots. That’s the only non-fiction I can think of that has a good shot of being on this list.

Agreed. This part always makes me cry with laughter. If they have even one moment as funny as this, the entire movie is worth it. (I also cry from emotion every time I see this—when the brother tells her she’s worth all the trouble! gets me every time—including thinking about it right now at my desk).