There was a girl who was a senior when I was a first grader at my first school (the really small one). She died in a car accident. Her friends and family did a collection to put up a tree that had a planter made of benches around it with a plaque commemorating her in it. If your reunion is coming up, maybe your…

Exactly what I was thinking.

I miss you, Tim Himmelheber. You’ve been dead almost 35 years, but I’ve never forgotten you, and I never will. You helped me for the joy of it, and I always remember.

Interestingly, though, when I had to travel abroad with a bunch of Rx medications, I would just haul them all out at each end and display them to the customs officers. After they got to the 5th or 6th bottle, they were pretty bored. You do need to keep your original bottles, though.

I feel like you’re confusing TSA with Customs agents here. Maybe I’m wrong though. I’m just here for the weed.

The old “We dug through all your shit, but don’t blame us if anything’s broken or missing” card.

I had a friend travel with a small bag full of sex toys in their checked luggage, in a separate inside compartment inside the main suitcase. They found one of those TSA cards INSIDE the bag.

I dunno why, but ALL of my check-in bags have had the “We Checked your Bags” TSA card (even the Covenant Aviation Security one from SFO) and for the life of me, I have no frickin’ clue why they single out my bags every-time. One time I had porn (Hentai Manga I bought at a Anime Con) and they stuck the card right in…

It’s important to remind people that AG Sessions is a hardcore 80s drug warrior who’s always been highly critical of recent pot legalization by states. Given how brownshirty TSA became with the Muslim ban, nobody should be surprised if they start throwing the book at people carrying even a gram or two.

Ah... This must be it... The comma, before the storm.

Yeah. like ‘kills them in a matter of hours lethal’.

Make sure your peanut butter doesn’t contain xylitol, it’s an artificial sweetener that can be lethal for dogs.

My dad once said after having to do a whole lot of business travel to the south that he’d never seen so many monuments to second place in his life.

6: Calmly place a gun on the table in front of you. All interruptions will stop and everyone will become very active listeners.

I like the sarcastic approach.

“Some of these ideas are a little half-baked, ...”