‘K. Your turn.

If you know for sure that you’re going to want an open relationship at some point, and if your girlfriend clearly doesn’t and isn’t going to want that (which seems to be the case), you’d be doing her a kindness to end things as soon as possible.

She’s not. Welcome to the 21st Century. Grab a smartphone and a cookie.

But who leads the team in shingles?

When you point your finger at a bruh, there are 4 fingers pointing back at the bruh that is you.

“Wow, did you see his range?”