But some of the violations weren’t stuff like that?

What’s “petty” about expecting a no-contact order to be followed?

Her complaint about her rapist violating a no-contact order seems “pretty petty” to you?!?!?

Thank you for posting the longer quote. Related: I’m going to go throw up now

RIGHT?!?! He is admitting rape! WHAT THE FUCK?

So the rapist admitted to finishing after she withdrew consent? Why isn’t this being handled as a criminal case?

“thought it was reasonable for [the accused] to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

“thought it was reasonable for [the accused] to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

she alleges that Fabian argued that the length of the assault was justified because he, “thought it was reasonable for [the accused] to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

Wait until you’re 40; you become an invisible grandma.

I think you just have to be in your 20s to be considered beautiful. I know that the instant I turned 30 I immediately shriveled into a crumbling raisin person, unfit to be seen by human eyes.

Right?! Come at me with your “I love ice cream” bullshit when you’re 40.

It’s a regular drum corps except they’re on drugs.

One New Years Day, to cure a hangover my friends and I took a couple bites of weed brownies before heading to the diner for brunch thinking it would take at least an hour or so for them to kick in. About twenty minutes later we were sitting at our table half out of our minds and “Cry Me A River” by Justin Timberlake…

Truth.

The first time I smoked I ended up singing bluegrass music quietly to myself for twenty minutes in my bedroom closet, then burst out of the closet and into the room where my husband and best friend were sitting and asked them, “Do I sing really good, or is the weed making me think I sing really good?” and then…

First time eating edibles, ate 3 brownies while the friend I was with was taking a shower after she said, “there’s edibles on the counter if you want any.” She expresses alarm at how much I ate, I thought nothing of it, we go to a pizzeria a couple hours later, and I proceed to feel it all hit at once while staring at…

This isn't as embarrassing as it is hilarious. Adult Swim used to show old Johnny Quest episodes at 4 am, and after a commercial break they switched the audio track from English to Spanish. Guys...this broke my fucking brain. I was convinced I could no longer speak English

I’d have been fucked more than once in my life driving while high if there was no cruise control.

Dude whenever I smoke on a road trip I’m like juuuuust at the speed limit because my current car doesn’t have cruise control and I’m afraid.