My pinky finger immediately tapped the CAPS LOCK button the second I saw not ONE but TWO Lifehacker staffers professing love for the Pilot G-2.

The correct ranking is: Evans first, Pine a close second, Hemsworth third, and Pratt far, far off in the distance behind them.

Fuck me, I guess I’d better start looking up for that thing flying over my head.

I have to assume that the NHL, as a multi-billion dollar concern, has some say over who can advertise on their broadcasts.

What I don’t understand is why the NHL would think their audience is right for an ad defending a bumbling grifter of a chief executive.

No bathroom mirror pics and no seatbelt selfies. I never understood why so many people post those two awful shots.

I’ve always deserved it, everytime. I drive like an idiot. I’ve been let off of a ton of tickets too. I’m always surprised when I get let off. I can’t make rhyme or reason of it or what happens that they let me off but I’m always really glad.

Pretty unambiguous her.

and your coworkers. please leave your stink machines at home. and your scented lotions.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Oi! No bringing down Tahani by association.

Aces would have been the correct name.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

Curious exactly how biodegradable these are.

Friendly reminder, relationships between superiors and subordinates are presumptively coercive!

it must feel good to make a god bleed

I’m an Astros fan and (while completely terrified when it happened) completely appreciated Culberson’s reaction. The crew was praising Verlander for coming out of the clubhouse to fire up the boys between innings after they blew the lead in the 10th. I took Culberson’s reaction in a similar way. He was obviously happy…

One of the many great things about Correa and Altuve is that they piss off all the right people.