My boss assigned me a research memo and I was like “I dunno, man, I have plans to be doing girls tonight.” and he was like “Doing girls only lasts one night but this memo is forever.”

how do i fuck my job?

That’s a terrible description of both bands.

I’ve never heard of either of these bands before, but listening to G.L.O.S.S., they remind me of the bands I loved (and was in) from the mid-90s Minneapolis punk scene. They sound very crust-punky and not very metally to me. (I admit that’s a distinction that is probably meaningless outside of people that listen to or…