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My dislike of Ariana Grande is well documented (both here and in my own home, which are the only places that matter), but her costume is perfection.

Yeah, I’m not too sure about her but man . . . this costume is perfection. 

I’m “meh” on Grande, but that costume is FANTASTIC. “Eye of the Beholder” is an absolute classic “Twilight Zone” episode. You simply cannot talk about the cultural impact of the series without mentioning that episode. Kudos to Grande for knowing a classic when she sees it; she’s got excellent taste in “Twilight Zone”

Had a pretty rough week. As of yesterday I’ve officially been alcohol-free for one month but it’s really frustrating how being sober makes a lot of your other issues come to the forefront. I was able to see my therapist yesterday and while it certainly was helpful it made me realize how much I need to work on myself.

Oh man I want that bread in my face RIGHTNOW. I’m a sucker for all freshly baked bread.

My week has been shitastic. My cousin is in jail following an assault on our shared aunt and his mother (apparently he is no longer sober) but there is a silver lining: while she was hospitalized her nursing staff discovered she has ovarian cancer. So, now my aunt has had a hysterectomy and we’re waiting for results

Meet Tina.

Those are darling! Charge ten dollars each!

Oh my goodness! How cute! 

My ovaries died fairly swiftly around my 40th birthday however I am still haunted by the knowledge that most of the women in my family have had change-of-life surprise babies at ages women are not supposed to get pregnant.

I am drunk and love everyone, and am now going to star every comment so far tonight ❤️

Who wants to chat about menopause? Anyone? My aunts are promising me a cronehood party next fall. So far there will be brats and moonshine, and dirty jokes about dead men. and a fire.

HELLO it’s my birthday and I have had a very nice chill day and found some treasures at Goodwill and I’ve had sex TWICE and now I’m at Waffle House and ya know it really doesn’t get much better. Hope everyone is having a lovely weekend <3

Baby thread!! Tell me of your babies!!

Shelter Cat Update!

Hi Jezzies,

Yeah I don’t buy that number. If they can put them in headrests in minivans without tacking $20k on the price, it’s not costing airlines that much, especially considering economies of scale.

Honestly, as someone who’s had issues with this in the past (haha, who hasn’t?), moving from “you need to love yourself!” to “things are fine.” was a really, really good switch. I’m fine. I don’t need to love my body or whatever, just accept it and treat it well. And having a therapist who let me set that goal (“I

My hometown murder was featured in the last episode! I had no idea, found out on the train to work this morning. So proud :-)