Sure, we could argue about how one facet of an obviously fake story is fake or realistic, but we are still talking about an obviously fake story. I say we skip it and grab a beer instead.

What does “the sound of someone listening in” sound like and how would that only be audible to the 911 operator?

My dad loves carl’s, but as soon as these commercials came out he refused to eat there because of these commercials.

That one where (sports illustrated busty blond*) sloppily eats a cheeseburger while glistening with oil makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I’ve been unable to view their food as having any sanitary standards since.

Hard to imagine that the wife of a billionaire would get enticed by a ‘free trip to Chicago’, especially since ‘free’ means you have to go on TV and talk about being abused.

Am I… Do I… Do they want us to… Hm…

Yeah... I don’t want to weigh in on the situation as a whole, but that “free trip to Chicago” bit just SCREAMS bullshit.

Hard to believe a guy who makes an ad like this would treat women as objects.

This bitch was on Sunday’s Watch What Happens Live, and when Andy Cohen asked if it covered everything in Britney’s life, her vapid response was something stupid like “Yeah, it covers 26 through 27,” and Andy and I both were like, “what??” He let it go whereas my ass would’ve asked what the hell she meant, and if she…

But... but... Kate McKinnon didn’t even have the time to play him on SNL!

I thought he had a platypus in the tub with him for a second.

Ha I was just thinking I have that same shampoo/conditioner, $5 a piece.

I think that’s a reasonable take on it, and I wouldn’t mind if the authors here took what seemed to be a stance like that toward Beyonce. She does a lot of positive things and a lot of things that are morally neutral but pretty awesome.

her placenta will be discharged with gold sprinkles and rose petals.

My prediction:

Robin uses cheap shampoo for being so hair obsessed.

Anything and everything regarding Robin Thicke:

Isnt the time to tell the world about your close personal famous friends pregnancy never? Aren’t the (presumably happy couple) supposed to do their own announcement?

Bradley’s parents are assholes and Amy’s better off. She should get to keep the ring too, since it looks like Bradley chose his stake in the family business over her.