The last time Ed Sheeran claimed he wasn’t popular in high school someone from his school in the comments replied “If by not popular he means that he had loads of friends, was well liked and dated frequently, and was invited to all of the parties thrown by the kids who were popular then yes. I guess he was unpopular.”

I was drugged in college and the last thing I remember is my friend screaming at the guys following us to leave us alone before totally blacking out. After two beers. The photos from the night are not things I remember doing. Being fully clothed and speaking coherent sentences doesn’t mean she wasn’t drugged.

Aren’t they doing a Debbie marathon today?

Starred and appreciated even though not all of these are shade.

Some shady Bette Davis quotes about Joan Crawford:

I would disown my child for my own peace of mind.

I’m from South Carolina, and my Facebook feed is full of Trump-loving teachers who are incredibly outraged at Ms. DeVos. I would hope that at least one Republican senator (Lindsay Graham? Where you at?) will break rank if for no other reason than to use this during reelection.

I find it interesting that DeVos has gotten the most amount of attention in terms of shitty nominees, on Jez, facebook, and in my personal convos. Yes, she’s awful, but I haven’t seen anyone rail as hard against Rex Tillerson or Jeff Sessions as they have against her. I think its a gender thing.

Folks - surprisingly not ALL of their lines are busy. I’ve been going down the list. Key words: Conflict of interest, midterms, pay-for-play.

You know shit is crazy when you’re looking at National Park Service tweets like “You are leading the revolution!”

YO THIS MADE ME SO MAD I CAN”T EVEN TELL YOU. After I found out just how much she donated to my senator ($49,800 MR GARDNER), it prompted me to call his office, to which ALL of the lines went either to a full voicemail box or to an answering machine, despite only being 3pm here in Colorado.

I’ve been calling the senators from my hometown state where my parents still live. I find that mentioning the specific amount the DeVos foundation donated to their campaigns makes the staffers sound defeated and less likely to argue with me, if nothing else.

I seriously doubt even Trump and his minions could find someone who would be worse for education than Betsy DeVos

DeVos wants to keep the kids uneducated so that they wont use birth control, and their 12 children will all vote GOP! YAY!

I find it especially funny as my first trip to PP was to support my ex-bf when he needed to go in for HIV testing. Planned Parenthood: It’s for the menz, too! (Not that these jackasses would ever both to find that out.)

The funny thing is, she wasn’t being rude or snarky at all. She was just politely and matter-of-factly informing us that our information, as far as she knew, was irrelevant to her.

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Seems kinda fucked up that he could get more jail time for kicking her in the leg than he would for raping her.