This is my main problem with child performers: many of them are completely unequipped for doing anything outside of the entertainment industry. It seems a lot of child actors are receiving pretty questionable education outside of performing arts, and also aren’t encouraged to have normal relationships with regular…

This song is awful. The falsetto is awful (though I think he sings well enough in general). Taylor Swift is awful (though I generally like her not-country music).

I’m very pregnant, and my kid (3.5 years old) knows that there’s a baby in Mommy’s tummy that’s going to come out soon. But the other day he asked me, out of nowhere, with a comedically furrowed toddler brow, “Mommy, how did the baby get IN your tummy?”

understood.

*sarcasm* It is part of the reducing health care cost by reducing the number of patients campaign.

The true markings of a civilized country; one that allows its own citizens to die of a disease that was controllable.

I’d include the people who voted for Clinton but spent months smearing her beforehand and making a big deal about her being “the lesser of two evils” while acting like their vote for her was a huge moral sacrifice for the good of the country (h/t deadspin guys.) I think they did a lot to depress voter turn-out.

Such special snowflakes. The entire country is turning into a dumpster fire but at least they are still pure. *vomit* They are the physical embodiment of the “This is fine” dog.

I’m a Canadian applying for an H1B this year. Scared too. I’ve built my life here for the last 10 years.

Bush actually read quite a lot! Something like two books a week. That’s right: Trump makes George W. Bush look like a fucking academic.

It’s not so much that I thought Donald Trump actually read a lot of books of any kind, but for some reason it has just hit me. Our President is a man who doesn’t read any books. Any of them. At all. (Look, I’m sure plenty of our presidents have not been big readers - W. comes to mind, but hell Laura was a teacher and…

Okay, whoever brought us into the Upside Down, can you please lead us out now? I think I am done.

Simpsons did it first!

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

Okay but she could have gotten her period and bled all over the Oval office. And when women are in their late 60's their period blood turns to acid, as you well know. It’s like you libtards don’t even think.

And she lies.

Now they’re doing the same exact fucking thing.

...and he and his team are using a private server now.

... And this godforsaken buffoon was somehow preferable to a woman who had been in public service her entire life because ...emails.

Wait, wait, wait- so this is neither a pic from the 20th or 21st of this year, but basically a stock photo of the 2013 Obama inaugeration stolen from a closed business??? I don’t understand how people can be this incompetent.