Oh, Scarlet, you grow lovelier by the day!

Someone beat you to it and I already thanked them.

before someone comes in here screaming about “WHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS WHEN TRUMP JUST DID _______” i would like to thank you for intermittently including these fun news stories.

my snapchat does indeed make me feel pretty...its everyone else’s that brings me back down to earth.

The first time I saw Dippin’ Dots, some kid walked past me at a zoo with a bowl of vanilla, and I though, “Who the fuck eats a bowl of cottage cheese at the goddam zoo?”

Misogyny. Clinton is not an acceptable option for those people because she has a vagina so to spite her for her uppity woman ways they voted against her.

I am, to a large extent, an environmentalist. I believe in it, but it’s out of control

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

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a clump of moldering chickpeas

I believe theres a couple southern states that are working on renaming King Day as ‘Great Americans Day’ and using that as a platform to honor Jeff Davis.

A Trump Day would be celebrated by not doing any real work for the rest of our lives.

I expect an Executive Order replacing Martin Luther King, Jr’s birthday with a federal holiday honoring Cheetolini. A day off every June 14.

I started knitting one of those pink hats from the marches. Found the pattern and will make as many as I can before my pink yarn runs out.

God I hope the apocalypse happens soon this is goddamned exhausting.  

• Trump says we should have kept the oil from Iraq. Looting and pillaging resources? That’s a president advocating for war crimes.

Ohhh, I thought you were speaking about the tone of the article. My mistake. I do agree though that protest should provoke discomfort, because you are disrupting a worldview that previously provided people comfort in their privilege. In this case, that is the worldview held by white women that we are all united…