Oh, Scarlet, you grow lovelier by the day!

Someone beat you to it and I already thanked them.

before someone comes in here screaming about “WHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS WHEN TRUMP JUST DID _______” i would like to thank you for intermittently including these fun news stories.

my snapchat does indeed make me feel pretty...its everyone else’s that brings me back down to earth.

The first time I saw Dippin’ Dots, some kid walked past me at a zoo with a bowl of vanilla, and I though, “Who the fuck eats a bowl of cottage cheese at the goddam zoo?”

Misogyny. Clinton is not an acceptable option for those people because she has a vagina so to spite her for her uppity woman ways they voted against her.

Most.

I am, to a large extent, an environmentalist. I believe in it, but it’s out of control

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

Remember to take action.

Dude, you could make a movie about how many actors dropped everything to fight in the war like Jimmy Stewart did and you would rack up all the awards. You are onto something.

I’m not trying to troll here, really, but I need to ask the question:

Why did everyone think Deadpool was going to get nominated for anything?

It’s a comic book movie. They never get nominated for anything other than technical awards.

a clump of moldering chickpeas

I believe theres a couple southern states that are working on renaming King Day as ‘Great Americans Day’ and using that as a platform to honor Jeff Davis.

A Trump Day would be celebrated by not doing any real work for the rest of our lives.

I expect an Executive Order replacing Martin Luther King, Jr’s birthday with a federal holiday honoring Cheetolini. A day off every June 14.

I started knitting one of those pink hats from the marches. Found the pattern and will make as many as I can before my pink yarn runs out.