We watched a couple of those when they first came on to Netflix but Mac wasn’t into a lot of tv watching in general so it didn’t really stick. I should try again now. Anything to stay away from the Calliou shit.

It is adorable and I like that is very mellow which we def need sometimes.

SARAH AND DUCK! That’s amazing!

I keep saying I want to learn to read cards, maybe this is my year.

Luckily, it just ended. I’ve had many periods in my time, but nothing, NOTHING, will compare to starting it on election day ‘16. I’m surprised I didn’t bleed out or look down and see my uterus laying at my feet.  It was beyond alarming and felt more like a complete physical reaction than a period.

She has been so over having a period for like ten-fifteen years. The hospital wouldn’t tie her tubes (Catholic) but she and my dad had all the kids they wanted so it’s become an annoyance for her at this point. And she’ll stop having one for like... six months... and then ALL OF A SUDDEN it’ll come back. I always…

Working on a project for myself now. I only get about an hour to work on it after mini-ooki goes to bed so it’s been pretty slow going. It’s nice to wind down and not have the Christmas deadline to finish something.

Oh my God I’M laughing my ass off at what you did. That is FABULOUS. You win all the stars!

Semi-related funny story to make you laugh during your slasher-movie time of the month:

Does anyone happen to have any not-quite-rude but definitely strong replies to people who comment on a special needs child? An older woman at the movie theater asked if my daughter was ‘on a lower level’ and I was at a loss for words. I’m sure she meant well (?) and only saw a woman struggling with a child who was,…

Craft thread! Late but better than never, lol.

Cried this morning because there was a dead squirrel on the street on the way to breakfast. We passed it on the way back home and I cried again. Then I cried because the coffee was burnt. Then I almost pooped in my adorable new leggings on my walk with the dogs. So naturally I cried again. So going well, I think.

Honestly, I’m pretty mad as hell at my parents because my periods have always been heavy and painful. One depo shot and I’ve had the lightest periods of my life. But to them birth control is only for marrieds because otherwise it gives you temptation to sex peoples.

I HATE HAVING TO PEE 800,000 TIMES A DAY.

Hey Jezzies! Hope you are all well tonight!

I’m just praying that my Mirena takes this time around. My last period felt far more like an angry Viking uterus than I like, but if this Mirena can just stay in, I’m golden.

My cramps actually woke me up in the middle of the night for the first time this past week. I was Not Pleased.

Two weeks of proper eating and daily exercise. That’s right - I made resolutions. If I make it past the end of February, it’s a real life change. Tonight I go to movie theatre and DON’T have popcorn. dun dun dun.

I’m was so mad last night. I have a 19 month old niece and my brother in law hit her hand for accidentally grazing his face with her fingernails. I tell him it’s not ok to hit a child and he goed and tells me to not tell him how to raise his kid and that I’m out of line. What the fuck? As her aunt, it is my business.…

Obamacare replaced by my Dad?