welp he started talking about malia, sasha and michelle and then i started crying!!

I wanted to be a homicide or missing persons detective when I was a kid so I’m kind of a true crime/ forensic psychology buff. I’ve begun to believe that anyone who commits these horrific kinds of crimes is really committing a suicidal act that is is at its core self destructive but fulfills a desire to hurt and take…

Nothing. There are generally no consequences for politicians lying. And this guy isn’t even elected, he’s nominated.

bad publicity from some outlets, praise as an American patriot for killing a terrorist illegal ant from others.

I always thought she could benefit from a little moisture, I’m glad she figured that out.

effectuate is what you say when you forget affect is a verb

I hope ALL the nomination hearings go like this, with Democrats on the panel calling the nominees out and protesters letting their ire show!

It scares me nonnative people can come to my reservation, and other reservation, assault me, and my family, and they may not get persecuted for it. The FBI can decide to not go after the person and my court can do nothing about it.

Wait, like that time that you literally said it, intentionally, and it was recorded?

They also asked him if he ever said “LOCK HER UP!” during the campaign, and his response: “I did not... I don’t think.”

““Having discussed that issue at some length, that does not sound like something I said or intended to say,” Sessions replied.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

It will be just fine if Brangelina merely “effect” change. No need to “effectuate”..they could hurt themselves.

‘Committed to Act as a United Front to Effectuate Recovery and Reunification’-

The parents are committed to act as a united front to effectuate recovery and reunification.”

I really appreciated that he planned this stunt in a way so that it wouldn’t actually damage the sign.

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

We have a dress shop in my town but we also don’t have things like Uber or Olive Garden or other modernities.

I googled Dress Shop, and apparently most places which fall under that label are specialty shops for weddings. So this clarifies a lot. Donald assumes that women will be pouring into DC hoping to marry him, because this is how his mind works.

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?