Does anyone know how Stephen Fry knew Carrie Fisher? I know they are both famous wits and raconteurs and authors, but other than maybe appearing on Graham Norton together, did they work together? Did they do script doctoring together? Does Stephen Fry know Carrie through Craig Ferguson, perhaps? Inquiring minds....

Jude Law also said this in that interview of the woman he’s currently dating: “She’s mine and no one else’s.” That’s such a weird fucking thing to say, especially when you’re Jude Law and have a reputation of not being able to keep it in your pants!

My rational brain feels uncomfortable with the pap pics taken at the memorial. But I loved Carrie Fisher and I can’t help being interested. It’s lovely to see so many people who loved her attending and supporting Billie.

Well, Jude, I think you can’t really live unless you have a Newfoundland dog for cuddling purposes and you eat at least one port wine cheese ball a week. But that’s just me.

If by living he means stumbling around in stained sweats with circles under my eyes from lack of sleep, while my kidless friends go on a girl’s weekend to Vegas, then absolutely!

So a whole lot of alimony.

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

Didnt he fuck the nanny?

Jude Law: ‘I think without children & family in your life, you’re not living’

Oh that wall will cost a whole lot more than $500 million. Maybe also where the money from federal climate science programs, public education, and every entitlement program that dares help the Poors will go.

Meanwhile I’m insured through Obamacare and pregnant and terrified. Thanks a lot, assholes.

When it comes to stories anyone might sue over, that’s definitely the case. I find a lot of their puff pieces unconvincing, though.

Yep definitely an accidental/misplaced poke but never an afterthought of heyyyy I think that was anal all along.

I don’t think it could happen where it continued on but I’ve definitely had it happen accidentally where things slipped. But it’s very quickly been a “NOPE THATS MY BUTT STOP RIGHT THERE” thing that was rectified (heh) quickly.

My right-wing cousin made a post about how Chicago was a cesspool (note: most of our family, including his father, is from there) and that they better do something about this...like police were just going to let it slide. I’m pretty sure he’s one of the yahoos saying it’s connected to Black Lives Matter.

As the saying goes: Jezebel delayed is justice denied.

Is there a reason why this it’s so hard for some people to keep obvious trolls in the greys? If you don’t want a conversation derailed by trolls, don’t respond to them.

Since you’re trolling up and down this thread, hey TomatoFace.

And Jersey Boy, aka Tomatoface

Do not feed the trolls!