Oh that wall will cost a whole lot more than $500 million. Maybe also where the money from federal climate science programs, public education, and every entitlement program that dares help the Poors will go.

Meanwhile I’m insured through Obamacare and pregnant and terrified. Thanks a lot, assholes.

When it comes to stories anyone might sue over, that’s definitely the case. I find a lot of their puff pieces unconvincing, though.

Yep definitely an accidental/misplaced poke but never an afterthought of heyyyy I think that was anal all along.

I don’t think it could happen where it continued on but I’ve definitely had it happen accidentally where things slipped. But it’s very quickly been a “NOPE THATS MY BUTT STOP RIGHT THERE” thing that was rectified (heh) quickly.

My right-wing cousin made a post about how Chicago was a cesspool (note: most of our family, including his father, is from there) and that they better do something about this...like police were just going to let it slide. I’m pretty sure he’s one of the yahoos saying it’s connected to Black Lives Matter.

As the saying goes: Jezebel delayed is justice denied.

You know that Jezebel isn’t a breaking news service, right? They’re not local news, or the AP, or the NY Times, and they only cover “current” events a couple times a day. Most of their content is about things that occured several days in the past. Their sister site Gizmodo covered it much more quickly, which made…

Is there a reason why this it’s so hard for some people to keep obvious trolls in the greys? If you don’t want a conversation derailed by trolls, don’t respond to them.

Since you’re trolling up and down this thread, hey TomatoFace.

And Jersey Boy, aka Tomatoface

Do not feed the trolls!

Good. They damn well deserve to be charged with hate crimes. Maybe in the future, right-wing internet commenters will actually wait at the very least 24 hours before screaming about how the police are biased against white people. Not wasting my breath, though.

I love their creativity, go them! I’ve fucked on twin beds far more than Queens or Kings, so I wouldn’t think anything of it.

Omg one of my best friends used to say that about his parents when we were in high school. I always wondered how it would work since his mom was a pretty big woman and they had a small bathroom. No room to soap up or shampoo your hair!

A friend of a friend used to work at the “Turtle Talk with Crush” attraction at Disney World. There’s a portion of the show where the children are allowed to ask Crush questions. Apparently a kid once asked Crush why her parents took a shower together in the hotel room that morning. I don’t know how he answered that…

OK, that’s funny!

OH MY GOD

That made me need pukey pukey time. (Disclaimer, might be a trifle inebriated.)

The thought of those two bumping bones is so extremely unsexy. Like something’s sure to break if they do it.