Right? I have nothing against ugly kitsch, but 30 bucks a glass PLUS $20.00 for s&h just chafes.

Thirty dollar wine glasses for the customers to drink $2 wine from?

Obviously yes. Wait, edited because I misread that and just now realized its FOUR payments of $29.98, not just regular $29.98. No, I do not think I would, despite my love of tacky shit and cats.

I guess the same reason the Kardashians thought people would get a prepaid credit card that they were hawking. It had ridiculous fees so they had to cut it out.

Certainly not cosmetic surgeon advice.

why would anyone take student loan advice from Chyna?

Propose a company that scams your money to do something you could do for yourself completely free? Umm, no.

Right, but you have to wade through so much bullshit to get to it.

I thought calling himself “The British Millhouse” was spot on self-deptrication

You don’t have to pretend you’re kidding. He pretty much admits this about himself.

I was just sitting here and Wendy Williams came on my TV and I’m like TURN IT OFF OFF I just really cannot stand her. Shes the epitome of high school gossip queen who never grew up. All she does is talk shit and spread random conspiracy theories about celebrities. Fuck her.

Not that I am aware of. Nor does he claim to “destroy” anything, articles written about his segments are the ones that love to use that terminology (including Jezebel).

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

John Oliver IRL*

I have this weird mix of stories like yours and the crazy closeness of these two. My mom can say some of the bitchiest, most self-involved shit in the world. But we’re ridiculously close. I’m 36 and she came over on Christmas Eve to watch Hallmark movies in bed with me.

Holy shit, that passage.

I know they found some kind of sense of peace, but man are there a lot of stories of Debbie Reynolds being a raging narcissist (and whatever the fuck the above is) and Carrie Fisher dealing with the fall out.

I’ll take you up on your offer to vent. My mother recently came to visit me (after much pleading and begging, because we didn’t want her to spend another Christmas alone and we couldn’t afford to fly) and hoo boy, am I glad she’s gone. We’ve always had a fraught relationship, she was responsible for much of my…

Debbie and Carrie were the 180° opposite of the Edies Beale. Reynolds & Fisher faced their myriad challenges head on by being productive and witty. The Beales locked themselves up and sniped at each other about what might’ve been.

I’m not ready.