Because she looked pregnant. You don’t have to believe it. BUT I believe she was prego.

Well if she announced her pregnancy in April and the kiddo was born in January, that would mean you knew about her being pregnant for nine months, typically longer than the six months when people announce after the first trimester.

Yeah, for me it was 4 hours of pushing while staring at a clock that did nothing but remind me how terrible I apparently am at birthing babies (in hindsight, there was some medical mismanagement that may have contributed). I was too exhausted to be stressed. That came the second night when we were faced with a baby…

She does have a baby. Whether or not it gestated in her, or not, it is her baby.

Exactly this. “Blah blah she’s so old blah so selfish blah blah”... Ah, shove it. She has a metric fuckton of money and this is the time in her life where she has someone she loves enough to have a baby with - or a baby just for herself? You rock that infant, girl. Literally.

Congrats to all, but that publicist trope kills me. Stress-free delivery? I have popped out a couple of kids and let me tell ya, neither day was stress free. I can imagine, ‘pain free’, ‘trouble free’, or even ‘drug-free,’ but not stress free.

There are about a million photos of pregnant Janet up on the internet.

I’m guessing it’ll be closer to ‘not ever’ and who could fucking blame her.

Oh good for Janet. I’m glad everything apparently went smoothly, and mom and dad are thrilled.

Burrell’s publicist is moments away from issuing a statement that she’s sorry if you are offended at her delayed response about a topic that she’s sorry if you are offended by.

Condemning LGBTQ people in the name of religion and thinking the world is flat are two dumb things that ruined Sherri Sheppard’s career.

I keep saying that, if a neonazi just wanted to masturbate over a Hitler book, he or she wouldn’t buy one with 2000 pages of notes from a bunch of history professors.

Mein Kampf had not been available in Germany since 1945. This edition is 2000 pages because it could only be sold fully annotated. But it’s been in the US for 90 years in its original, unexplained form - which is still illegal in Germany.

Are there really couples who are going to see this on Valentine’s Day and not in a joking manner? I could see going with a partner or friend if you wanted to go for a laugh, but otherwise what is this giving you that some BDSM porn couldn’t?

He’s saying the timing is bad because it looks bad. He doesn’t oppose the action itself. He’s trying not to say that, though, and he wants to get credit for opposing it, without actually be opposing it. That’s why the tweet makes no sense.

But remember that these are the same people who say things like “The police won’t pull you over/investigate you if you don’t do anything wrong” every time a black person complains about racial profiling or, you know, getting fucking shot or something.

Assuming that we don’t all die in a nuclear holocaust, our grandchildren will have plenty of scandals to read about in the AP US History textbooks of the future.

If you secretly de-fang a body specifically designed to prevent and punish corruption you may engage in, you are definitely planning on engaging in corruption.

Not just quietly, secretly. Unannounced, behind closed doors, with no roll call or record of votes, on a national holiday, under the wire so there was no time to fight against it. A secret vote to give them explicit control over investigations into their own misdeeds. A decision that keeps them from being accused of…

I’m not sure Donald has the reflective capacity to understand what level of dis this constitutes. I just read this interview with Errol Morris on Trump’s astonishingly shallow take on Citizen Kane, and how his particular pathology leaves him unable to achieve basic comprehension of art, or irony, or humor, or anything…