Real chemistry luminous 3 minute peel is the most amazing facial peel I’ve ever tried. It’s super gentle on skin and not a scrub but basically makes all your dead skin come off. It’s pricey but a tiny bit is all you need so it lasts forever. https://www.birchbox.com/product/10307 I use it like every 3 days and it…

Right? The monks LOVED a good fart joke in the margins.

Clarisonic 4 lyfe. Completely changed my skin. Clarisonic + inexpensive vitamin C serum...thar she glows!

I’ve been using it for 36 years. Just use some common sense and massage very lightly and don’t use it on skin that’s already irritated.

I’m 36 and I’ve been using this scrub religiously for over ten years. I’ve tried fancier stuff but they’ve never done anything for me so St. Ives it is! Also, sometimes I get like 1500 points at Walgreens when I buy them. I don’t know what those points do but still, they’re mine!

Clarisonic is the bomb. Tonya Zavasta even suggests an unused shoe brush on your face (not under the eyes, though) to dry brush, as long as you do not pull.

And then sand the underlying bone....

This is absurd. People have used exfoliating scrubs forever, and natural ones (apricot or honey&almond) are better than the [recently removed] plastic bead ones.

You’re probably fine if you’re not doing what we all did at age 17, which is violently scrub the thing into your skin to excavate your cystic acne.

I’m almost 40 and still using this stuff. My face is still intact and experience has taught me not to throw money away on specialty products that are, in reality, no better than the drug store stuff.

Ha. I’ve been using this for ass acne for years. Had no idea people actually put it on their face.

I mean but surely not. They are making money hand over fake lip with their apps and appearances. People always guess them though!

All of this for doing what Christian monks did for centuries?

When I was three I got this doll that looked perfectly cute until my parents turned it on and it fussed and cried to be fed. Only doll I ever threw to the ground.

This reminds me of a talking caterpillar toy that belonged to my much younger sibling that me and my older sibling would play with because we were immature as hell. When you pushed the legs of the toy, they would each sound out a different letter of the alphabet. Being stupid pre-teens, my brother and I would always…

Honestly, it sounds like it’s whimpering “Help me” and begging for the sweet release of death.

My son got one of these from my mother for Christmas. It’s saying ‘hug me’. It’s also creepy as fuck and although it LOOKS soft and furry, it’s actually thin fuzz covering a hard plastic inside. It’s weird and not cuddly.

Semi-related: we got my sister a Tickle-Me-Elmo for Christmas when she was four. The package started giggling as she was opening it; she screamed and screamed and screamed. We took out the batteries and she loved it for years.

You never know. One time I flew first class (on points) and Katie Holmes was in coach. Trying to blend in. It didn’t work.