Oh my god PA alcohol laws. The only way I buy beer here is if I accidentally end up in a big Wegmans or something that has the seperate section. Other than that I’m completely useless.

I was in the checkout line at a Floridian Publix a few years ago and noticed a bunch of magazines had dividers blocking their covers. Now coming from Pennsylvania, a state that makes buying alcohol a Herculean Chore, I thought Florida was just as cool with pornography as it was with booze and sold it right beside…

I hate to tell evangelicals, but kids are pretty understanding to sex as long as you don’t keep them locked in an attic ala V.C. Andrews.

I’m struggling to find a reason be pissed here as well.

Of all the things Trump has said in the last year, I think this sets me off more than anything else.

What’s the point of even having electors if they can’t do the thing that their role was designed to do? Their purpose is to act as a check on the people.

Nope. This is totally unprecedented. He’s the biggest example of a sore winner ever. He should be doing President-Elect things like reading briefings and preparing to run this country, not gloating like a mad-man. I’m beginning to wonder if perhaps he’s some sort of creature that feeds off of attention. Some sort…

Not to get all Godwin-y but there was another guy who liked to do big rallies all the time.

This is fucking nuts, isn’t it? No president-elect has ever done anything like this.

Last night I saw pro-Trump commenters on Twitter asking how it was “racist” for Trump to applaud black people not voting. Several of those commenters cited articles from sites like Slate that tackled the topic of why the black turnout was so low, because they cannot see a difference between asking WHY the black voter…

Thanking the disenfranchised is really an extra boot to the teeth, isn’t it? It’s the bully who gleefully thanks you for your lunch money after he’s forcibly rifled through your pockets.

I’m sure that’s all he wants to do — he’ll leave the Presidentin’ to High Inquisitor Pence.

The problem is less what he says at these stupid fucking rallies than the fact that he’s having them at all.

Holllllly Moly how much peroxide is in that picture

That is the election fraud and vote rigging we should all be talking about. Congrats to Putin on the win, but voter suppression and gerrymandering are the unsung heroes in this story.

Meanwhile in Moscow, Putin is getting his popcorn ready and getting ready to watch American democracy go up in flames.

Katherine just wants to make sure no one is having fun.

If you’re right, the joke would have to be “It’s A hepatitis holding still” not just “it’s hepatitis holding still.” Also, the old joke was “it’s termites holding hands,” which is the termites doing something, which means it’s a lot more likely the joke was holding still, not a holding still, even if a “holding still”…

Agreed. Which is what the bridge joke was.
I don’t know why people are over-thinking this.

I take it to mean that the building is so dirty and disgusting that the very structure itself is condensed hepatitis holding still in the shape of a duplex.