Oh please. They reached a verdict in two hours. That’s barely enough time to read the charges and fill out the paper work. Roof admitted what he did and this was never not going to be the verdict.

I like this description the most.

This family is disgusting and representative of everything wrong with our legal system. If these people lived in Compton, Brooklyn, or Newark, they would all be in jail, with the kid not getting out until he was stooped and gray.

I’m looking forward to a hilarious, fresh new take on domestic violence.

An overweight, stupid white guy with a smart, disproportionately attractive wife - when did we stop rebooting this sitcom?

Yeah, that’s my thinking, too. The “best friends who conveniently live next door” is a fairly common sitcom situation. I’m not sure that this is really an updating-a-classic thing as much as a license-a-name-with-good-will kind of thing.

How will this be different from... all of the sitcoms? I don’t watch many current shows but this is pretty much all sitcoms ever. The Honeymooners was the show that set the pace so... no need to reboot it, we’ve been doing that all along.

“One of these days, Ashley – POW! – that yoga mat is going right in the recycling bin” Can’t. wait.

Trumplash isa brilliant word, and I’ll be using it regularly, and attributing it to you by your Jezebel username when I do.

i do the same thing

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

No, you have Trumplash. He can say something and in the same sentence praise and rip it.

Can you imagine if Trump ever gets banned from Twitter?

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Not sure if I’ve ever said anyone’s name in bed? Or if anyone has ever said mine? I mean, to whom else would you be speaking? Is it really necessary to clarify?

I call bullshit on Double Creature unless the cat sees dead people too.

I almost corrected this and revoked your nerd card but I see it was an intentional and brilliant mistake.

How did both of those egos fit into one elevator?

The protesters are also asking that the U.N. consider a real human woman as an ambassador, writing, “The bottom line appears to be that the United Nations was unable to find a real life woman that would be able to champion the rights of ALL women on the issue of gender equality and the fight for their empowerment.”