Ooh good idea. I once had no power for over 24 hours with a puke filled kid. So all I had was freezing cold water. Those would have been helpful. 

Yesterday I roasted a brined spatchcock chicken which I coated with a butter that had simmered with smashed garlic, parsley, and rosemary. It came out with the crispiest skin and I was super proud. I also made au gratin potatoes with gruyere and heavy cream and mini pavlovas filled with pastry cream and strawberries.…

I really should so I’ll be paying attention to your responses. My neighbor mentioned a tornado that came through the neighborhood a little over 10 years ago. As it’s a mountain town in Maryland I figured eh I’m sure it was minimal. Nope, took out entire houses a street up from us. And this wasn’t the first time. I was…

It really really is. I tore badly enough that the extra time in the hospital was for me and not my daughter. I couldn’t sit comfortably for 6 weeks. My trips to pee took like 10-15 minutes with all the process that involved. And also involved burning pain that made me cry. Brings me right back to what was far worse…

Isn’t that the harder version? It sure is for me. 

Yup. Will he be abandoned by everyone? No. Will he be let go by the people who truly loved him and wanted to support him. Yes.

Oh it’s not baffling at all. National tragedies like school shootings involve politics that he can be criticized for. This is the perfect opportunity to draw attention when it doesn’t reflect on him. 

Psht you assume he’d pay child support. Pretty sure he owed tons that never got paid when his daughter was adopted by her step dad and he relinquished his rights. 

Yea what the actual fuck is this headline? 

I will never understand guys who think vasectomies take away your manhood. My brother in law has had two unplanned children yet refuses to have a vasectomy. Probably because he gave up custody for the one and never had to live in the same state as the most recent (who unfortunately died after a month). I’m just…

I swear when I saw the video up there I went shit it looks way worse. Thats the hairline of an old man

I thought the same thing. Some of the dry goods can come from the self serve store containers but I refuse to believe everything 

100%. I have a small, high waist that left a giant gap in jeans. I loathed jeans shopping until low rise came out. Low rise shouldn’t be showing your buttcrack. That’s ultra low rise for sure. 

She seems to have meant plastic in just those two locations. Because the walk in was full of plastic bottles of condiments and that one other fridge was full of plastic jugs of juice.

I just imagine if something leaks. Cleaning those shelves and underneath would be a pain

The milk I can understand. I have only one kid and she went through a gallon a week when she was super little. Now that she really only uses it for cereal and the occasional drink she uses a half gallon that can make it a little more than a week but she put it down before. Though I also think of how much they travel. 

Ugh. That’s one of those things that can be a billion things and needs a ton of tests. I’m sure that was an exhausting stay. 

Glad you’re alright! Was it massive pain in your chest/diaphragm by any chance?

Don’t feel bad, the photoshopped ones have made their way to twitter and other outlets have picked them up as the actual photos.

So here’s my conspiracy theory. Patti Labelle gets knocked off the week before Thanksgiving? Sounds like interviews will be just in time for the pie buying season. But in all seriousness it was fun to hear her while it lasted.