Those also come in tiny hard plastic form. They would make great office pets 

I have to admit that her neck looks better than mine at 35. It’s sure not natural but it doesn’t look botched. 

Omg now that was a book that I hated so quickly that I didn’t make it to chapter three. 

Seconding nipple shields. They were the only reason I was able to breastfeed. But again, the important thing is your mental health. Next time your MIL says that, just tell her the subject is closed. Don’t let her even get started. Feel free to walk away when she starts after that.

Yep. Not enough flavor for me. 

I’d say either of the two in the middle would be great choices. 

Zima was basically alcoholic sprite with a touch more acidity  

I will never get over how relaxed and light on his feet he was. He makes it look effortless.

Absolutely. We went everywhere on bikes there. 

Be aware that the first 2 sept weeks are the Toronto film fest which will make things pretty booked. I loved Key West but if you’re the kind of person who wants to be at the beach for hours each day you’ll be disappointed in theirs. The food in both cities will be great. 

I’ve only ever used it to make chicken broth the Hungarian way. It’s sort of cabbagey-broccoli like depending on what part you eat. 

Yay! All the best! Bring a robe or a blanket cause hospitals are cold and those things they call blankets are a joke. 

See I always tend to hear the “she’ll be fighting/beating men off with a stick!” Which is just wrong in so many ways. 

And it’s amazing how at the same time they may spout jokes about not letting their little girl date, something something rifle. 

I mean, what response did she even imagine she’d get out of you?

Yea all weirdness aside that’s an out loud declaration that they play favorites

Yea that’s just no

So I worked in a preschool and something the 2 year old classroom used to deal with was moms referring to favorite teachers as their 2 year old son’s “girlfriend”. Like “oh there’s your girlfriend” jokes about crushes etc. My theory was that this was how they made their insecurity at having their baby’s love for…

If this helps, some of what you’re feeling is not as abnormal as you think. When I was pregnant I couldn’t for the life of me connect the movements inside me to the image of a real baby. Several friends have said the same. It’s hard to really get that there’s a human in there and it’ll be real.

Yup. I was 15 and we were all having a sleep over. He was sleeping next to me and he put his hands down my pants and I did the same move and thankfully he pulled it out so he wouldn’t get caught. We were a cuddly group of friends and I blamed myself for being a tease then promptly put it out of my mind for a decade…