Oooh love it

And here I would have blamed those bananas the click bait doctors are always warning me about. 

My friend just had twins and this date swapping was exactly her experience. It was confusing but she just sort of rolled with it and everything was completely fine and they let her go longer. I think she wound up being 37/38 weeks when she went. I think with twins it’s just always going to be so much more day to day.

I’m sorry, a SEMESTER’S worth of garbage?! That is absolutely vile. 

I think they made a deal because he doesn’t want a divorce while president.

He went on Howard stern and told the story. Which was later dug up again post election. So yea, she knows. 

I would call this austere. She needs a formal painting from which to frown down from for the remainder of civilization. 

This cat is not my cat. But this cat wins the grump title. 

I hate when pro-life people play the “They told my parents to abort because I might have X” game. Now granted, misdiagnosis happens, and sometimes we’re talking about a chance, but we have better testing than we had 5 or 10 years ago, let alone the 20-30 years ago that they’re are often talking about.

Ugh you just reminded me about all the brain dead pregnant women who were kept on life support to be an incubator for their fetus. In many cases the family has had to fight them to pull the plug. 

She is the worst. I would love to know why anyone ever thought she was an acceptable thing to show to a child. 

Oh man. I totally had a pair of hamsters named Muffy and Jodie. 

Yea the community she was raised in preaches that. They love to cite this and completely ignore all the straight people who are molested as if they don’t count.  

1000%

All melon is the worst unless it is watermelon jolly ranchers. The day real watermelon tastes like that I am on board

I would rather just take out the water on and eat a delicious feta salad. Or just eat the feta. 

Watermelon is terrible. 

YES. I’m all for epidurals; I went into labor with 3 hours of sleep so I needed it for the ability to rest. But it was so strong that I when they said I’d be pushing soonish I asked them to turn it off. An hour later + and over an hour of pushing before I even felt ANYTHING. I pushed for an hour and a half and how…

After a few rough weeks I was so proud to see my husband graduate today. I loathe graduation ceremonies and skipped my own but for the first time really got to feel the pride of watching a loved one celebrate what they’ve earned. Our daughter’s excitement made my heart so happy. He almost didn’t walk and now I’m so…

I’d love to be surprised by any sloth! But I mean, baby is best.