I thought this article was going to be about "Dracula."

@Got Good Grammar, the English language singular, gender-neutral pronoun is "it."

Can we be sure he didn't say "oppossum"?

Only if they don't use the awful re-vamped version of the theme song!

The worst part is that, after more than $125000 of plastic surgery, I still can't tell which person is supposed to resemble which celebrity.

Who didn't like Hook? Dustin Hoffman absolutely killed it in that movie.

Oh, so it's like repeating something redundantly.

Doesn't "mirroring" something mean it's in reverse order?

"the events of the back half of the movie mirror the beginning, except in reverse order."
wha?

There's a second verse? I learned something today.

Not Glamdring! NOOO

Channel Z

That's "Scotland's Game."

It doesn't take eight hours to READ Siddartha.

I stopped watching The Voice the minute CeeLo picked that awful, skinny model chick over the Shields brothers, who completely out-performed her on "What's Love Got to Do with It?" Haven't even been tempted to look back.

"FEWER BOTTLES." Goddamnit

Aw man now I'm probably never going to see "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot"

Thanks, this was helpful. I'll pick it up sometime.

I never read Unfinished Tales because I was afraid it would be too much of a tease. Do you recommend it?

Can't wait until these stupid, overblown things are edited down by some third party into one solid Hobbit movie.